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why do girls like creative emotional guys?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:16

and how do i convince them that hacking kernals is just as creative as playing an instrument, if not more?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:16

>>1
Cater to the ``I love geeks'' girls. They're really slutty and attention-seeking, but it's not like you can do any better.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:20

>>2
really slutty
Is there any better?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:37

>>3
For sex, no. For romance, there's nobody worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna%E2%80%93whore_complex

Schlomo knew where it's at.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:43

>>4
Romance as in going to restaurants and travelling and shit? That's perfect, I fucking hate going out!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 13:44

>>5
just get a 2D waifu, it's better

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 15:05

If it floats, flies or fucks, it's better to just rent it. This is the golden rule gents.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 15:33

why do girls like creative emotional guys?
I assume that by ``creative'' you mean ``primitive'' and by ``emotional'' you mean ``violent'' and by ``guys'' you mean ``niggers''.

Explanations are plenty. First, both girls and niggers are closer to nature than you are. They follow its rule more strictly. They're animals if you will. Then, it's only logical that girls are more attracted to those stronger animals that (would) kick your white ass in the streets.

Also, bear in mind that girls have that strange complex. They want badly to dominate intellectually. This almost never happens with a white partner (except if they find the rare and sought-after handsome cretin). On the other hand, a nigger partner is a guaranty for them to be in that position of  intellectual superiority. They basically look to fuck a child, a physically strong, mental child.

There's more, I'll pass.

They know they'll eventually get beaten, but it doesn't scare them.

My advice to you is this: tell the girl you really are a mechanics, you ``repair'' computers. And never bring it up again. Don't try to explain what a kernel is, or you've lost her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 15:38

>>8

as a black hacker, I feel offended by this post.

unless you mean in nigger in a people-who-are-socially-stupid sense. i agree with that criticism, but fuck you anyway

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 15:41

>>9
If you really felt offended by this post, then please accept my most sincere apologies.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 15:49

>>10

i've read a lot more shocking things, really i'm just disappointed at being portrayed as simple-minded or amoral because of the color of my skin.

try to picture black people as human beings, some of us have been brought up properly, some of us are highly educated. i can relate to a lot of misfortunes echoed in these grounds, as a black nerd. and it's always disappointing to read these hostile descriptions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:07

>>11
i've read a lot more shocking things, really i'm just disappointed at being portrayed as simple-minded or amoral because of the color of my skin.

I wasn't portraying you, Anon. As an ``educated black hacker'', you're probably more concerned with advice to >>1 and other ``lame bullshit-moral pacifist nerd with glasses'' who get their ass kicked by real niggers.

I don't get it, though. If I'd read Japanese making derogatory racial comments on white gaijins. based on average IQ studies, why the fuck should I feel portrayed? Those studies doesn't change a single digit of my actual IQ. Get it? Figures are true, I'm a nigger in Japan and I don't give a shit. What complex? Dude.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:15

>>11

Fuck you, I can't write properly.
:%s/studies/surveys/g
:%s/doesn/don/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:20

Don't be idiotic, I just want to see you with a porcupine shoved up your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:25

>>12

if you understand people live in such different conditions regardless of their race, then why are you so eager to only address niggers? you see, that's what makes your post a false insult.

by all means weigh and analyze different types of people all you want, but if you concentrate on a specific race then we all know your intentions. I am ready to call your japanese example dehumanizing, thinking that they should illustrate your people as inferior.

and you may rest assured, i think only of myself.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:31

try to picture black people as human beings
With a white person, I can look at a photograph and identify them as a human being, but with a black person I have to use my imagination?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 16:39

>>11
I am not convinced that you are a black man.

But if you are are you DtF?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 17:34

Just earn a lot of money and solicit whores buy sex slaves

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 17:47

Implying you hack kernels, OP.

Isn't there a desktop thread on /g/ you should be contributing to?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 18:08

>>19
 you are too goy to linux. not everyone is. stop projecting

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 18:38

>>8
We're animals too, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 19:09

girls like dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 19:11

Music is inherently social.  As a musician, you're forced to be social and you're putting yourself out there. Social men typically do not have problems meeting women.  For fuck's sake, I was drunk one night and met this dude playing harmonica.  He had an extra one and we started playing together.  I have no idea how to play the harmonica, but groups of people and impressionable young women were stopping to listen to our drunk clusterfuck of a performance.  My brother is a professional street musician and he's got a girl he could never have gotten when he was just dicking around with a 4-track in between line cook shifts. 

As a general rule, computers are pussy-repellent.  While taking some courses at the local college, I saw hipster-nerd facades break down during an intro C prog course.  The only women who could even stand to listen to the lecture had dick-repellent tendencies.  Also, a lot of women mistake being good with computers with free tech support.  Maybe you can get a bj out of reinstalling windows 7, but you're probably just going to get used and tossed in the gutter like all those cumrags you have under your computer desk.

Getting women is all about marketing yourself.  You're no longer a kernel hacker, you're now a 'hacker'.  The difference is like reading 2600/Phrack out loud as opposed to watching Hackers.  You'll seem infinitely more interesting if you keep it vague.  Just boot into a Backtrack installation and run Wireshark or download Tor and show off the Silk Road.  Normalfags don't know shit about anything, so put your most attractive image of yourself in their minds.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 19:43

I've been a musician and songwriter for half my life. I'm considered attractive. I have a healthy level of confidence. I'm not THAT autistic. Yet I get no pussy. I'm not a virgin or anything, but the pussy I've gotten had nothing to do with being a musician.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 19:44

>>23
Backtrack
/backplate getgoes/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 20:04

Once I had a dream. Kaguya was in front of me, crying. I hugged her and we started making out. After that, we had sex in a futon.

I woke up with a huge boner and I can't get hard with normal girls anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 20:09

>>23
The only women who could even stand to listen to the lecture had dick-repellent tendencies.
The real expert programmers, male and female alike, don't need to go to the lectures.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 20:16

>>23
I do most of my computing stuff in the shell, which sometimes attracts a lot of attention. ``OMG, are you a hacker?!'' and so on.

Difference is, I'm not trying to be deep and mysterious, or to stand out, I'm just trying to get work done. And when I basically tell people to fuck off or give some non-committal answer like, ``It's not important,'' or, ``You wouldn't understand,'' it just makes people more curious.

People are annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 20:41

>>28
``OMG, are you a hacker?!''
``No, I'm just not entirely oblivious to computers.''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 21:03

>>29
``OMG, are you a hacker?!''

``Yes.''

Get on my level.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 21:07

Someone once called me a ``hacker'' because I was using vim.

I don't understand how people can be so stupid.

Name: >>31-san 2012-10-18 21:08

Also, in before emacs faggots say something like ``yeah, how can people be stupid enough to use vim? ecks dee''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 21:09

>>28
``OMG, are you a hacker?!''
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a Hacker, is in fact, GNU/Hacker, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Hacker. Hacker is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Hacker", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Hacker, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Hacker is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Hacker is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Hacker added, or GNU/Hacker. All the so-called "Hacker" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 21:10

>>31
They were mocking you for using niggerware instead of Emacs master race.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 21:59

>>33
le e/b/in post /b/ro XDDDDD
back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 22:02

DONT USE VIM. vim supports the proliferation of niggers in uganda.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 22:06

>>35
haha faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 22:11

>>33
/le backseat bop/, /g/tard.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-10-18 22:22

>>35,38
Fuck off, ``faggot''.  I'll use whatever memes I fucking want.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 22:44

>>39
yeah let us use le memes

that le face when le reddit

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

monkey face

we've got a monkey face over here

badass

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

+1 bro :P

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 23:07

>>36
Better than the proliferation of faggot ``Lispers''

Name: >>41 2012-10-18 23:08

:%s/Lispers/ELispers

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 0:23

>>4
Thank you for your apt post, I know there's a crowd of younger, less experienced guys here, and it'd do them a lot of good to realize the numerous hardhitting no bullshit laydowns of truth in it. The problem is they're young and naive and people learn social truths only by experience. Maybe it makes it worse, because flash forward to 20 years later when they get blindsided by that one ``unique snowflake'' that couldn't possibly be like all the rest and you know the rest, but they'll be sitting there damning themselves for not heeding yours, the plainest of warning signs, instead of being hardheaded and foolish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-19 0:33

Sure, memes are great, but are they Abelson great?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 10:07



This is kind of a good idea, since I thought the 3D feature was pointless, but

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 10:52


 Because you know her personally to call her that? One woman wroned you and you assume all Japanese women are like that? I don't get your hatred and perverstion anon.

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