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Move Over Leah

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 1:24

I do product management. User guru, platform geek, constructive propagandist, agilista, funnel hacker and analytics junkie. I also WoW, Ruby and tweet.

Why do you hate women guys?

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2544099413/wm9shvwl220q6tcysjnc.jpeg

PS. Follow me @shanley XD

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 17:16

>>149
' + ' = ", lern2ligature, ``faggot".

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 17:42

Ooh, >>151-sam gotcha there, >>149.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 18:33

>>145
No, language is fluid, definitions change over time, you obviously don't ever go out into the real world or anywhere else where feminists today are and spew their sexist bullshit, and never have. Feminism has always been about female supremacy, and it always will be, it's in the fucking name you tard.

You can go ahead and think it equates to  ``gender blindness'', but you'll be the only one in all honesty.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 19:30

One compound word: femdom

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:00

One compound word: checkem

Name: 2012-10-17 20:16

One compound word: (+ 1 5)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 20:20

>>156
Name: ←
Liar!That's not really your name!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 21:21

>>157
How can your name be Anonymous? Now we'll have to change the word ``Anonymous'' to something else, or you're no longer Anonymous. Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 23:21

>>153
I don't give a shit, I'm a mathematician and definitions don't change.  Feminism is gender-blindness, regardless of the fact that over 95% of the people who call themselves ,,feminist'' are actually retarded female sexists.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-17 23:42

>>159
If you were really a mathematician, you would know that definitions change all the time. I suspect that you're really just an autistic hipster.

Name: Description 2012-10-18 4:54

>>160
Define 0.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-18 5:08

this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 1:58

>>160
No they don't, dumbshit.

>>121-122,124
Nicely done.

Name: lux 2012-10-20 13:04

You guys are slipping, let's not get all excited because some cunt read _why's poignant guide and made a website.

This /prog/, where we don't use Ruby, and we don't want skanks hanging around.

Straya cunts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-20 14:41

saging this

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 1:49

straya

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 2:15

>>165
back to www.gaiaonline.com, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 3:49

>>164
What's a web language that /prog/ does like?

They hate Ruby, PHP, javascript, python...

Name: LISP 2012-10-21 4:16

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 5:22

>>1

I innovate billion dollar HTML5 and Ajax solutions for implementing and solutionising scalable apps for cloud-based enterprises. Pleased to meet you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 11:47

>>168
You can use a Lisp language to do web stuff. It's reasonably faster than Python, and it's perfect for templating, text manipulation and other web stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 14:27

>>171
Are any real websites written in Lisp? Honestly. Facebook? Twitter? Google? Yahoo?

Nope. All use PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 14:54

>>172
Reddit used to be written in Lisp. Then they found out it was a crappy language and rewrote it in Python.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:14

>>173
No, they found out rewriting it in Python would make it more easy to mantain, because not everyone can write Lisp.

>>172
So, if something shitty is popular, it becomes good? Also, what the fuck are you trying to make? Some shitty le web cloud social media startup? Might as well learn node.js and fuck off back to Hacker Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:35

So, if something shitty is popular, it becomes good?

No. If something is good, it generally becomes popular. PHP has it's flaws, but I shudder at the thought of building and maintaining any sort of complex or dynamic website with a language like Lisp. If it's some five-page, cookie-cutter informational site, sure. But otherwise, I'm modularizing that shit with PHP and doing front-end with JS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:37

wait for it

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:38

check em'

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:38

>>175
I'm modularizing that shit with PHP

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 15:49

No, seriously, Lisp is shit times twenty for web work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 16:02

>>179
You haven't used my Emacs framework yet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 17:11

>>175
You just confirmed my suspicions.

You're ``developing'' a ``scalable web solution'' and you're going to ask Y Combinator to fund your startup.

Why don't you fuck off back there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 17:30

>>181
I'm not developing shit. I'm speaking generally about web projects I'm hired to do. Why in the fuck would I use Lisp to develop any website. No advantages. Big fucking mess.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:03

>>179
No, it's wonderfull. Take a look at clojure. Nothing is as good as sexpressions for html templates.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:05

yu-yu-use it wisely prog


(defmethod char-set ((str string))
  (let ((table (make-hash-table)))
    (loop for i from 0 to (- (length str) 1)
      do (setf (gethash (char str i) table) t))
    table))

(defmethod escape ((str string) (escape-char character) (bad-char-set hash-table))
  (apply #'string-concat
         (loop for i from 0 to (- (length str) 1)
           collect (let ((ch (char str i)))
                     (if (gethash ch bad-char-set)
                       (coerce (list escape-char ch) 'string)
                       (string ch))))))

(defclass trusted-string () ((value :accessor value :initarg value)))

(defmethod trusted-string ((value string))
  (make-instance 'trusted-string 'value value))

(defmethod sql-escape ((self t)) self)

(defmethod sql-escape ((self number)) (write-to-string self))

(defmethod sql-escape ((self trusted-string)) (value self))

(defmethod sql-escape ((self string))
  (escape self #\\ (char-set "\\'")))

(defun sql-string (&rest args)
  (apply #'string-concat (append '("'") (map 'list #'sql-escape args) '("'")))

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:12

>>182
hired
There's your problem. If you do programming for a living, your job is shit and you are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:14

>>185
It's not so bad in an academic setting, but corporate jobs like that really are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:31

Medicine is cool as a hobby and all. But if you're a doctor for a living, your job is shit and you are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:34

>>185
Coming from someone who's obviously never been gainfully employed. Of course you'd be a self-loathing programmer. I'd probably be one too and blame it on my chosen career path.

Name: Over 1000 Thread 2012-10-21 18:47

This thread has over 1000 replies.
You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:50

>>189
watch me

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:50

>>187.188
You can earn money as a programmer, without actually being employed. No, I'm not talking about stupid startups, but that's a good example.

Being a full-time employed programmer is something I will never do again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:51

>>191
Freelance is still technically employment. Self-employment.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 18:53

You can earn money as a programmer, without actually being employed.

no you cant

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:00

>>193
But I make tens of dollars every month from my shareware.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:05

>>194
You're employed by the community. You're also poor.

while i average $2400 per software/web project, freelance

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:12

>>194,1955
That'd be self employment unless the community actually contract you to perform some work.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:16

>>192
Okay, let's define "employed" as "sucking your boss' dick".

>>193
Yes, you can.

>>194
Not shareware.

>>195
I'm not employed by the community. What was the point of quoting that, by the way?

I simply make software I like making (school/shop/store management software) and I try to sell them in small cities. They usually don't make you sign contracts, pay "license costs" that happen to be enough for keeping my lifestyle (around 100EUR/month) and you don't have deadlines, USE JAVA AND DESIGN PATTERNS XD or cubicles that smell like curry.

I also sell RC cars, but I do it only for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:31

>>197
It's not possible to live on 100/month.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:36

>>198
There's millions of people that would disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:53

Don't you people have better things to do, such as discussing how to defend digital civil rights such as the right to privacy, to cryptography and to steganography, as well as the banishment of software patents?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 19:59

>>199
But they can't be heard living all the way out in Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:04

>>198-199
I never said I only sold my shit products to only one company.

I live on ~1000/month, which is fair enough for my frugal lifestyle.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:08

>>202
I can barely rent a studio apt here in SF for 1k. Are you in the rural midwest or something? How do you do it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:13

>>203
I live in a city in Southern Finland.

I don't eat too much and I rarely go outside.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:13

>>203
I live in a van, down by the river.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:17

>>204
Is that like the eastern bloc? War-torn Poland? Are your guys' buildings still in rubble from the 1940s?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:19

>>203
implying every /prog/rammer doesn't still live with their parents

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-21 20:40

>>207
le /g/ face when le reddit memes

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 11:00

straya cunt

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 13:51

>>208
implying implying is a meme and doesn't effectively communicate a point across text

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 13:59

>>210
But it's a catchphrase (or catchword), the most obvious type of meme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 14:23

>>211
You're mom is obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 17:37

>>210,212
this user is so epic 5 the win XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

omg pls stay here bro :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 21:15

straya cunt

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 21:46

>>213
implying i posted >>212

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-22 21:58

>>215
your so epic 5 the win XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

omg pls stay here le bro :)

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:39

is she still lurking /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:45

I have a Ruby bot to ping me whenever this thread is bumped to the top, so yes, I'm still here >>217

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:47

>>217
``Still''? I bet you're one of those people who comments on Motherless trying to get the girls in the videos to hook up with you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 11:00

>>219
I'm afraid girls aint interested in useless poorfags from /prog/.

>>217 isn't Sergey Brin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-23 16:41

>>218 must be trolling or something, because only autistic peasants still use ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 19:06

I'm not letting this troll get away easily.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 19:48

>>222
nice trips

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 19:55

>>223
Take your dribbles back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 20:08

>>223 thanks, didnt even notice

>>224 TAKE YOUR BAD ATTITUDE BACK TO R/ATHEISM

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 20:14

main =
        putStrLn "ima haskell"

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 21:45

(def puts (string)
  (write-line string))
(puts "imma common lisp")

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-24 22:40

>>19
That was excellent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 1:33

Shanley seems like a dumb slut who thinks she knows /frog/ because she learned ruby. she has yet to produce anything actually useful, and will continue to not produce useful things. she probably uses eventmachine to get things done, doesn't know what actors are, and has no idea how to work with parallel systems.

fuck /frog/ do more better good coders

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 10:27

>>226
Disgusting!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 10:39

>>227
Ashkenazi quality!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 19:22

>>102
my little fakeVIPPER
being jewish is magic

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 19:44

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 21:05

straight, check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-25 21:24

fibonacci, check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-26 22:45

not letting it die yet

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 6:48

I come back after 2 weeks, AND THIS SHIT IS STILL HERE?!?

/prog/ close this thread!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 6:49

>>237
Nice try, Leah!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-27 7:04

>>238
Holy cow... Are you even trying? Whatever, spam bomming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 17:45

Still not letting this thread die. You faggots aren't even real programmers. It's a waste of my time to even be here

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-29 18:43

le/mensrights/ is that way →

Name: Lambda A. Calculus 2012-10-29 18:44

>>240
SHUT THE FUCK UP LEAH, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN RED THE STANDARD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:40

>>242 And you dont have an awesome rails setup and you're probably unemployed

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 1:41

check le dub

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-30 17:23

>>243
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 14:41

not dead yet

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 15:46

>>246
You fancy Shanley, boy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 15:57

Shanley is an anagram for Leah Syn

you.mind == blown

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 16:28

>>245
Not nearly as slow as FIOC though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-31 17:44

>>249
Are you really saying FIOC is faster than Rails, fagstorm?

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