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Where do I cum?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:02

When I finally have sex, what happens when I cum?

1. If I'm wearing a condom, what do I do? Cum in the condom then get up and throw it away?

2. If I cum in the pussy, won't it fill up and get my dick all messy and smelly?

3. What if I get cum on my bed sheets? Won't it smell bad and stain?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:03

4. You learn how to lucid dream and do sweet love to your favorite Touhou. You don't have to care about 1, 2 and 3.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:10

>>2
5. Buy new underwear every week

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:17

>>3
6. Buy a washing machine, consumerist American.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:17

Cum in the rubber, tie it off and slap him across the face with it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:21

>>4
protip: jizz doesn't wash out, and if you wash jizz-laden boxers with your regular clothes, they'll smell like jizz

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 20:24

>>4
do you also wash underwear you accidentally shart in?
smelly yuropoor

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 21:08

>having sex with 3DPD

Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 21:11

>le meme arrows
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 21:19

>>6
jizz doesn't wash out
If that were true, my underwear, sheets and house would be a gigantic cum crust. They're not.

>>7
So you buy new shoes every time you step on dog shit? Learn how to wash clothes properly, lazy fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 22:53

>>10
Yishrael doss not haf goot vater! It iss anozzer Shoah!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 22:58

>>11
So >>7-san lives in the Middle East? No wonder he can't wash his shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 12:01

>>1
When I finally have sex

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 20:26

doing laundry instead of just buying new clothes

smells like poor in here

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 20:38

7. Fallatio

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 20:50

>>14
lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 20:53

4chan is an 18+ website.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 21:49

NIGGER!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:04

1. there's a little space in the condom where the tip of your dick is, so when you cum the jizz collects there. after you cum just roll the condom off and throw it away. note that your trash will stink real quick.

2. the pussy is already messy, but yes your jizz will get all over your corn-on-the-cob. take a damn shower.

3. sex is messy, deal w/ it. wash your sheets every weekend.

>yfw you realize you can cum in mouths

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:07

Are there special condoms for small penises? Condoms would always slip off my penis, and it stopped being cute by about the seventh time. Also, I was worried there could be some spillages.

Are those ``extra safe'' condoms a euphemism for ``extra small''?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:07

the only reason i wear a condom is so i can last longer than 30 seconds

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:13

gross

keep 3D shit in the imageboards, ``please''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:18

>>22
Facebook: 3D
4chan: 2D
world4ch: 1D

Everyone knows that Lines are female. What are you, gay?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 22:30

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-15 23:06

>>24
Why are you linking to a shitty /g/ thread?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 11:29

>>6
jizz doesn't wash out
In what universe? Is your jizz made of bleach?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:16

>>25
/g/? If anything, that's more like /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:16

>>26
No, but his running water is made of boiling hot water (or anything above ≈70°C really).  You don't wash off protein-based stains with boiling water because proteins coagulate inside the fibers that make the threads of the fabric from which your whatever you ejaculated on is made which makes them stay there forever.

Never apply hot water to stains made of sperm, blood, urine, or other protein-rich liquids.  First rinse them really well in lukewarm water, then wash with soap.

It is also a good habit to ejaculate into your hand when masturbating and swallowing the produced sperm.  It is a waste to throw away good protein, plus you do not have to dispose of it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:17

>>28
I must be the only person in the world who washes everything with cold water.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:20

>>28
What does it taste like?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:40

>>30
Heaven...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:49

>>29
You are vile.

>>28
I just aim in my mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-16 12:57

You're supposed to take condoms off, then tie the top up and put them in the toilet.

>>28
[citation needed]

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