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Google's slogan

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 1:34

Don't be evil. That's our job!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 3:48

Don't try to be evil. We'll always be better at it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 3:55

Don't be evil. We tried but Apple sued us for patent infringement.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 4:07

>>3

back to /g/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 4:15

>>4
I read the news. That suddenly makes me a /g/ithu/b/er?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 6:58

>>5
it makes you a /s//t//a//ck//o//v/erflow /b/ab/y/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 7:00

>>1
Don't be evil.
zionist kikes, Sergey Brin and Larry Wall
funny joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 7:03

It's a shame, there is no real alternative to Google. In Russis there is Yandex, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yandex
Founder(s) Arkady Volozh Arkady Borkovsky Ilya Segalovich
All three are Jewish.

Only real Holocaust will save Russia. Kill the Jews!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 7:12

GOOGLE IS EVIL
THEY ARE SPYING ON ME
FACE BOOK IS BIG BORTHER
1984!!!! ITS 1984!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 7:23

>>9
You dont understand it. Every search engine around is evil, because every search engine is owned by the Jews. That is no coincidence.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 9:40

They're doing a good job at it. Good work there Google.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 10:10

>>10
but at least DDG don't track you

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:27

I have nothing to hide. Why should I care if Google knows what I search for? I'm not searching for anything illegal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:46

>>13
I have nothing to hide. Why should I care if (...) I'm not searching for anything illegal?
Because:
- Governments and corporations can (and will) use your seemingly uninteresting personal data in novel and creative ways.  When your right to privacy isn't respected, expect being sued for libel for telling your friend that a certain company is bad, being harassed by targeted advertising companies, or getting blackmailed about something that happened ten years ago.  Privacy is about protecting the weak many against the strong few.
- Lack of privacy distorts the judiciary system far beyond what you would imagine.  Given some facts regarding a person (their purchases in the last few months, their Internet activity, etc.), there is a non-zero probability p that, purely by coincidence, they can be accused (and convicted) of something they didn't (intend to) do.  Normally this doesn't happen that much because the police needs probable cause in order to poke around a person's private life, but if mass surveillance is used, you can directly multiply the probability p by the population to get the number of innocent people that will end up in trouble for nothing.  If this is a bit confusing, I'll re-explain: suppose you have this DNA-matching method that can accurately determine whether a person is the aggressor in a crime 99.9% of the time (and will give the wrong answer 0.1% of the time).  If the prosecution is accusing someone whose presence was proven at the scene of the crime, and they have tons of other evidence, the DNA proof works just fine.  But suppose the police has no leads of investigation, so they run a sample of DNA against a database with 10,000 entries.  The odds that at least one will match, purely by chance, is (1 - 0.99910000) = 99.9954%.  Factor in some circumstantial evidence, tell the jury that the DNA method is 99.9% accurate, and you've successfully put an innocent person in prison.
- If your personal data/work is interesting and/or monetarily valuable in any way, and your right to privacy isn't ensured (either due to mass surveillance or carelessness on your part), you can be sure someone powerful and unethical is there to spy on you and steal your work at the opportune time.  If hiring a hitman for $200,000 can bring a company a profit of $50,000,000, rest assured that the value of human life (i.e. your human life) will not be taken into consideration.
- Similarly, if you are an activist and you protest against something bad that a company or a government is doing, bits and pieces of your private life can be rearranged to discredit you (or worse).  Often, even the right to privacy isn't sufficient in this case, and the stronger rights to anonymity and to cryptography are necessary.
- The right to privacy, when linked to the right to cryptography, forms a barrier beyond which nobody and nothing may intrude, thus ensuring absolute freedom of thought.  It all becomes obvious if you consider the computer's storage device as an extension to its owner's highly limited human brain.
- Publicly forfeiting your right to privacy and discrediting its importance brings us, as a society, yet another step closer to an authoritarian nightmare.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:50

I'm not searching for anything illegal.
Things that are legal today might become illegal tomorrow, and then government agents will show up at your door demanding to search your computer for illegal numbers because they have ``probable cause".

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 12:58

>>14

What is a good vpn I can use to ensure my privacy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 13:23

>>14,15
What stupid reasons.

The fact that something could happen is no reason to get all paranoid about it. It's possible that as computers become more pervasive, programming will eventually require a license, and the government will keep all records on ex-programmers and brand you a threat. Does that stop you from programming?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 16:50

>>17
It's possible that as computers become more pervasive, programming will eventually require a license, and the government will keep all records on ex-programmers and brand you a threat. Does that stop you from programming?
That is fucking insane and I would rather die than let that happen.  General purpose computing is sacred, and so is the right to privacy and to cryptography.  Fuck you, nazi bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 16:57

Programs are more effective than laws.

So, programmers are more effective than law-makers.








Of course, we know that janitors do a more valuable job than traders, but this value-scale is off-topic.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 18:08

they can pry my thinkpad from my cold dead hands!

srsly though, general purpose computing will never die.
they'd love to do it if they could but they can't do it (market forces etc...). they can't even stop knockoff ipods.

perhaps after they establish a one world government.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 20:18

>>8,10
ixquick.com and duckudckgo.com
there are more

>>14
nice copypasta. You have it autokey'ed/macro'ed?

>>16
You can't even crawl...
http://shells.red-pill.eu/
pick any of these. install any TCP traffic tool, and a tor node. You are done. Some of these offer the services too. SSH tunnel and proxy is always good.

>>20
They will, and they are not afraid of martial law, or even criminal law. Ever heard of DDoS by NSA on wikileaks?
Zionist parasite scum those CFR and IMF are.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 20:21

>>16
they tell me cjb.net is good.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:02

>>13
Cattle have nothing to hide. Why should cattle care if farmer knows what cattle is doing? Cattle is not trying to run away from the farm.
good goy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:13

>>20
perhaps after they establish a one world government.
Already close to it. For example, almost every country has laws against Holocaust Denial.

Then the knowledge of English became almost mandatory, despite English being one of the worst languages (a PHP of natural languages).

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:16

>>24
I think we can agree that the romance languages are the PHP of natural languages. Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

English is more like the C++ of natural languages. Incredibly powerful and expressive, easy to learn, but incredibly difficult to master or even use competently.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:24

>>25
C++
powerful and expressive
Funny joke.

enjoy your fart pointers, clown.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:44

I really miss Scroogle. Startpage claims to do the same thing, but it doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 21:53

http://www.google-watch.org/

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:22

>>26
C++
Not powerful
implying

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:36

>>20

I'm seeing a movie like Fahrenheit 451 except rather than people storing books in hidden libraries, people have computer stations in hidden rooms with Faraday cages, and obscure internets formed by using methods that give very slow throughput.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:38

>>29
C++ is useful precisely because it isn't powerful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:53

>>29
fuck off back to /g/ cumsnorting shitstain

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:55

>>28
http://www.google-watch-watch.org/

Name: >>32 2012-10-09 22:57

I should have said that C++ is useful because it's runtime features are not very demanding. But it still remains shit because it's set of features that can be carried out at compile time are shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-09 22:58

>>33
the privacy issues around Google are mostly unfounded.
Cookies are not a security risk and are not a threat
If someone gets access to your cookies they do not gain any personal information about you.
The only personal information Google has about you is your IP address [...] which cannot be used to personally identify you
if you don't want them to have this information, do not give it to them.
I am a well information website publisher, thus I know all the ins and outs of cookie usage
I have the most open level of cookie settings. Why? Because I know they are benign and have mostly been given a bad reputation in the media.
I see no possible privacy threat with Google using a small cookie to allow you to customize the search a little bit.
no one has yet to put a gun to my head and force me to use it.
It is a free service and he is complaining about the ads? Google has to make money too
Google is run by people with principles and ethics.
I find it hard to take any privacy threat from an optional service seriously
you should trust the companies that you do business with

Wow.

Name: >>34 2012-10-09 22:59

I'm >>31. sorry >>32-chan

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 1:18

>>35
The last two lines really got a good chuckle out of me.  Guess I can trust Microsoft if I do business with them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 1:20

>>20
Do you have coreboot on it or are you still using the potentially treacherous factory BIOS?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 1:29

>>17
Die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 7:56

>>38
$ sudo dmidecode -s bios-vendor
coreboot

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 8:19

>>20
Don't worry.  Large-scale restrictions on general purpose computers are technically infeasible, and represent economic suicide for countries that depend even slightly on technology research and innovation.  So just make sure you don't live in a country with a death wish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 8:23

>>21
nice copypasta. You have it autokey'ed/macro'ed?
I still had it lying in emacs buffer.  Now I actually saved it for future use.

>>24
Your premise doesn't go to prove your argument.  But I agree that any kind of free speech limiting laws (aside from the immediate threat exception) are evil.

>>30
Maybe in Iran or Bad Korea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 11:27

>>41
So just make sure you don't live in a country with a death wish.
So, better stay out of the USA?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 12:41

You failed, >>45

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:23

dubs get

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:23

I tried to take digital freedoms away from the dumb goys who don't deserve them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:51

You failed, >>46

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 13:54

>>42
Maybe in Iran or Bad Korea.
Why would a technically knowledgeable who cares about their freedom still live in Iran? Although it is kind of hard to escape from    Bad    Korea...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 14:33

You failed, >>49

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 14:58

>>49
nice time dubz

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 18:18

>>47
Don't worry, we'll succeed, eventually.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 18:32

>>51
Over my dead body, freedom hater.

Name: News at 11/7 2012-10-10 19:07

On other news, a man was found dead on his basement from a reported by an anonymous group called /prog/ after what appears to have been caused from an internet related discussion on privacy.

Our expert on the scene explains more on the issue:

Cudder:
"It looks like there there was a discussion being done on a bulletin board system that caused one system administrator working for the NSA to flip after what appears to have been flame war. It may have escalated to the point that the NSA found evidence that someone under the named of >>52, was indeed a member of Al-Qaeda, and ordered the local authorities to apprehend the man. However, he had retaliated after the local authorities tried to touch his computer saying something about 'Anything but my waifuuuuu!' and pulled out floppy disc as if to try to denote a bomb. So Authorities fired in self defense before the neighborhood was destroyed. Luckily no else was hurt"

News Anchor Man:
"I see. I am glad no else was hurt by this. It is sad these days, you never know when someone might try to do harm, even if they are the internet and they act friendly at first."

News Anchor WoMan:
"Sheesh. You really never know these days. I am glad my child does not visit internet. I have her only to visit safe sites or facebook. I guess that bulletin board systems are dangerous."

News Anchor Man:
"I hear you. Do you have advice you want to give Mr.Satori?"

Cudder:
"Don't be evil."

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 19:25

>>53
Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 23:26

>>33
http://www.google-watch-watch.org/contact.php
Google has been unfairly getting a lot of flak and I felt someone needed to tell the other side of the story. They are in a position of tremendous power and they do not abuse it. They never sacrifice their vision for the sake of making a buck. They are benign innovators
Sounds like an ADL crook...

Jews have been unfairly getting a lot of flak and I felt someone needed to tell the other side of the story. Jews are in a position of tremendous power and they do not abuse it. Jews never sacrifice their vision for the sake of making a buck. Jews are benign innovators

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 23:51

>>33
http://www.google-watch-watch-watch.org/
someone register it

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-10 23:54

>>56
too meta for you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-11 11:36

>>55
Jews have been unfairly getting a lot of flak and I felt someone needed to tell the other side of the story. [A subset of] Jews are in a position of tremendous power and they do not abuse it. [This subset of] Jews never sacrifice their vision for the sake of making a buck. [One can say that this subset of] Jews are benign innovators
Actually that does make sense (if you add the qualifiers to make it mathematically sound, of course).
In before racist cretinoid dipshit goes ,,shalom''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:30

Donate to EFF everyday
It makes loss of civil rights less annoying

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:40

>>58
Gutentag, Mr. Scheiseberg!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 9:56

>>60
Suck a dick, illogical shithead.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 10:29

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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 11:57

>>62
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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 14:49

The people will win the cyberwar against the state.
The odds are stacked against those who seek to control.
You cannot deny math. You cannot deny cryptography.
Sure, there will be breaches, attacks against all sides.
An implementation will always be lacking, rest assured.
The technologically superior will always find ways to exploit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 15:43

>>64
That had no rhyme at all. 0/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 18:19

>>65
It's vers libre, should be sung to ``My Dying Bride''-like music.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 18:54

>>63
You cannot insult me anymore than a barking dog can.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-12 19:11

>>67
Don't make me bring Haskell again.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 19:57

69 GET

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-14 22:06

>>68
my dog is dead. how does it insult?

Name: Haskell 2012-10-14 22:24

>>70
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Don't change these.
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