On other news, a man was found dead on his basement from a reported by an anonymous group called /prog/ after what appears to have been caused from an internet related discussion on privacy.
Our expert on the scene explains more on the issue:
Cudder:
"It looks like there there was a discussion being done on a bulletin board system that caused one system administrator working for the NSA to flip after what appears to have been flame war. It may have escalated to the point that the NSA found evidence that someone under the named of
>>52, was indeed a member of Al-Qaeda, and ordered the local authorities to apprehend the man. However, he had retaliated after the local authorities tried to touch his computer saying something about 'Anything but my waifuuuuu!' and pulled out floppy disc as if to try to denote a bomb. So Authorities fired in self defense before the neighborhood was destroyed. Luckily no else was hurt"
News Anchor Man:
"I see. I am glad no else was hurt by this. It is sad these days, you never know when someone might try to do harm, even if they are the internet and they act friendly at first."
News Anchor WoMan:
"Sheesh. You really never know these days. I am glad my child does not visit internet. I have her only to visit safe sites or facebook. I guess that bulletin board systems are dangerous."
News Anchor Man:
"I hear you. Do you have advice you want to give Mr.Satori?"
Cudder:
"Don't be evil."