/prog/ - Thank you

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 1:03

I used to hate Lisp, but LISPPER taught me better.
I used to hate feminism, but /prog/ enlightened me.
I used to ~~hate~~ dislike jews, but the shitspammer showed me how irrational discrimination is.

For that, /prog/, I thank thee. You are the Bildungsroman of my life, and you have changed me into a better being.

My deepest gratitude,
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Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 1:04

Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 1:12

>>1
Shalоm^!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 5:05

>>1
S^{h^{a^{l^{o^{m^!}}}}}

Name: LISPPER 2012-10-06 17:17

>>1
You're welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 19:00

Frozen Void taught me Its okay to be different. Kodak Gallery Programmer taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Cudder taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Xarn taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Xarn taught me not every guy is going to treat me right. tdavis taught me to always love the people around me. VIPPER taught me to live my life in peace. /prog/ taught me how to live.

Name: non-trolling feminist 2012-10-06 19:18

>>1
you're welcome

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 19:39

/prog/ has taught me that javascript is decent but heavily hyped, lisp is god-tier, perl6 is a great toy, leah culver is the sexual fantasy of fat neckbeards, programmers are misogynists, php is shit, jews are shit (but jew pussy is ok) and public textboards are a bad idea.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 19:41

>>8
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 19:41

>>1
Could you make a list of the posts (post ranges) that helped you most? If it's not too much to ask...

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 19:57

my inability to access /prog/ has taught me that my life is terrible and that I have become dependent on /prog/ for escapism. I enjoy the moments of enlightenment, and after being separated from academia, this is one of the few places where I can talk to another person about LISP. But my life likely wouldn't be so terrible if I invested more of my time in things that would come back to benefit me, rather than helping the handful of familiar strangers scattered around the globe that frequent this site understand things like continuations.

Name: >>1 2012-10-06 20:01

>>11
You must be the one who explained continuations to me. Thank you, dear stranger. You are awesome.

Name: >>11 2012-10-06 20:19

>>12
thank you. I suppose my problem isn't that I'm addicted to /prog/, but that my irl routine is meaningless and so I spend my free time doing something I consider meaningful, which is education.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 20:32

>>13
That is quite similar to my situation; whenever my brain needs a break from whatever I'm busy doing (usually scholarly work), I come here and ~~shitpost~~ educate people.

Name: >>1 2012-10-06 20:35

>>11,13
If I ever get rich, I wish to thank you personally. Could you please take the sha256 of a string only you know and post it here so I may identify you, if ever that happens?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 20:38

>>15
You're going to send him $100, faggot?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 20:44

>>16
If you define rich as ,,owning over $1e7 worth of stuff'', I could spare $2e5 for someone who helped me so much. But then again, it probably won't happen anyway. But you know, just in case.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 20:47

/prog/ has taught me that:
Alan Kay - JEW
Lev Vygotsky - JEW
Seymour Papert - JEW (http://www.papert.com/papert/new.html)
Jean Piaget - JEW or HALF-JEW
Jerome Bruner - JEW
Noam Chomsky - JEW
John McCarthy - JEW
Karl Popper - JEW
Marvin Minsky - JEW
Terry Winograd - JEW
Gerald Sussman - JEW
Joel Spolsky - JEW
Salman Khan - JEW
Alexander Stepanov (co-inventor of C++) - JEW
Roberto Ierusalimschy (inventor of Lua) - JEW
Arthur Whitney (inventor of K) - JEW (http://kx.com/media-coverage-arthur-2004.php)
Philippe Kahn (inventor of Delphi and Turbo Pascal) - JEW
Andrei Alexandrescu (inventor of D) - JEW
Guid van Rossum (inventor of Python) - HALF-JEW
Brendan Eich (inventor of JavaScript) - JEW
Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski (inventors of PHP) - JEWS

Name: 13 2012-10-06 20:53

>>15
that's ok. Just knowing that you enjoy the knowledge alone is enough. And I also believe that education should always be free for the student. But here's a string just for the heck of it.

27ca3b735566193efc55dd47d823bf596b99e713c57139d4e825b4ccbef8ef7d

You can try to crack it for fun if you want.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:02

>>18
Sussman? Kike? ^{[citation needed]}

Don't give me the "his parents are jew XD" shit, that doesn't make you a kike.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:02

>>19
Uh, how about you pick a string that is very unlikely to be cracked?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:05

>>20
http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=sussman
German (Süssmann): elaborated form of Suess, literally ‘sweet man’.Jewish (Ashkenazic): from the Yiddish personal name Zusman, literally ‘sweet man’.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:06

>>18
McCarthy was a Jew?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:06

>>20
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew
According to halakha a Jew by birth must be born to a Jewish mother. Halakha states that the mere acceptance of the principles and practices of Judaism does not make a person a Jew. However, those born Jewish do not lose that status because they cease to be observant Jews, even if they adopt the practices of another religion.

Also, note that hardcore antisemites consider Jew anyone who has Jewish ancestors.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:07

>>22
literally ‘sweet man’
I want to lick The Sussman's armpits.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:08

TJG is an undercover antiracist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:08

>>22
My name is David, does that make me a Christian?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:11

>>27
Peace be unto you, pedophile!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:13

>>28
Salam, bomber!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:13

>>27-30
Shalom, kike!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:15

>>1-30
Banzai, war rapist!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:15

>>29
Gutentag, Verchtunglieben!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:16

>>31
<丶｀∀´> APOLOJUICE, NIDA

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:17

>>32
Frig off, colour!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:18

>>34
Adios, Carlos!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:18

Terrible!

Name: RIP in pieces 2012-10-06 21:20

>>36
Woof, Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:20

>>35
Fau, Fafnir!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:21

>>38
Jihad, Ahmed,

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:22

>>39
,
What were you going to say, Shlomo Shalom?

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:23

>>39
Zdravstvuj, Gospodin!

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:23

>>1-1000
fuck off, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:23

>>42
SURPISE

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:24

Chekem dubz.

Name: Anonymous 2012-10-06 21:35

>>41
domo arigato, mr roboto!

Thank you

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