Thank you

I used to hate Lisp, but LISPPER taught me better.
I used to hate feminism, but /prog/ enlightened me.
I used to hate dislike jews, but the shitspammer showed me how irrational discrimination is.

For that, /prog/, I thank thee.  You are the Bildungsroman of my life, and you have changed me into a better being.

My deepest gratitude,
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/prog/ has taught me that javascript is decent but heavily hyped, lisp is god-tier, perl6 is a great toy, leah culver is the sexual fantasy of fat neckbeards, programmers are misogynists, php is shit, jews are shit (but jew pussy is ok) and public textboards are a bad idea.