/prog/ - buy leah a new laptop

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:03

http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/laptop-1.html

she'll suck your dick for a mac!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:08

I wish.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:09

Why doesn't she just buy a refurb. Or find an older version to buy.

She's using an old as hell iMac anyway. Even a 2009 Macbook Pro would be an upgrade

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:19

>>3
That's an old ``campaign''. That iMac is from 2000 and it was six years old at the time of that page's writing. Do the math.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:21

she's still a whore tho

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:22

>>4
I didn't realize the page was that old.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:26

I don't understand why did it have to be an Apple product.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:28

she's smarter than newton!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:30

>>7
Because Web 2.0 hipsters.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:31

If Leah had lived in the 17th century, she would have invented calculus.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:31

>>1
With a professional prostitute you can have your dick sucked more than 12 times for the price of a laptop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:34

Leah once discovered an elementary proof of fermat's last theorem.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:39

Leah Culver: dumber than a rock.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:46

Want to give a lot of money? The greatest contributer will be rewarded with this awesome Zip Drive (250 GB!). I'll even autograph it for you, with love.
*boner*

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:49

This is why feminism doesn't work. She finally attains equality with her male peers and decides to degrade herself by appealing for donations. She had to include that pic at the end or else she'd be ignored as if she were RMS asking for a kosher bagel delivery subscription.

"I can't upgrade my operating system anymore or even get the new iTunes."
Must have sounded tragic at the time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:49

Typical useless entitled FIOCista Californian whore

since when did we care about 3d pigs anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:51

>>15
>RMS asking for a kosher bagel delivery subscription.
Now that I'd donate to

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:52

>>14
with love.
I just got a boner in my heart.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:54

>>17
Seconded. I would donate at least $100 towards unlimited lifetime kosher bagel delivery subscription for RMS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:58

>>15
The existence of one female idiot doesn't somehow disprove the entirety of feminism. If you're going to disprove the bullshit parts of feminism (i.e. the things that end up being female sexism), at least do it logically and rigorously; don't lower yourself to their level.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:11

if not username and password is not None:

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:13

how could she have fallen so low?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:14

>>18
Agreed. I was hoping to illustrate that point. If you want the respect a man receives, you carry your own weight and act accordingly to earn that respect. You don't act like a /soc/ camwhore with an Amazon wishlist when your career doesn't supply you with ∞ Apple products.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:18

>>23
whatch your mouth. leah culver invented the cheezburger rating stars algorithm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:36

what is leah culver's iq?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:39

>>25
about room temperature in Celsius

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 23:52

>>26
i thought she was smart?
she has a CS degree.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 0:33

>>27
I bet she traded grades for you know what

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:30

Contribute $30 or more and I'll buy you a drink at any bar I can get to by BART.
Fuck, I live a block away from the Berkeley BART station. I was about to pay $30 to make you all jelly as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:36

can't upgrade my operating system anymore or even get the new iTunes.
ITunes? ``Hey everybody, I'm a fucking PLEB''. brew install mpd is the first thing I did with my Macbook.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:36

>>29

                       `

>That feel when Leah Culver buys you a drink.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:38

I have a mac of that vintage laying around, mac os x on it is terrible! Not even a 4 year old build of firefox can work on it either. I might as well replace the OS with Losethos.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:41

just buy a thinkpad, it'll outlast both you and your children

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:48

Which /prog/hu wuld u buy a drink?
1. The Sussman
2. Terry A Davis
3. Labia Cleaver (faggot)
4. Other

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:53

http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/laptop-2.html
http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/laptop-3.html
http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/laptop-4.html

A million dollar homepage sort of thing etched on a mac laptop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 1:56

>>35
Oh, so the space over the Apple logo is not for sale? Because Apple contributed the most right?

Fucking bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 2:22

>>1
http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/zipdrive.jpg

Is that weed in the background? ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 2:24

Make your ad the picture of a mutilated pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 2:30

(cons 'leah-culver 'pile-of-shit)

TAKE THAT, YOU SCURVY SEA DOGS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 2:37

Booo.
I have put this on mine, and I recommend you do also:
http://imgur.com/iNl92

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 7:42

Initially I wanted to buy a thinkpad, dress it mac plastic labels, and install ubunchu mac theme edition. But meh, I give up on the attention since she asked for a mac book. If she was any brighter, she would have said,

"I need a laptop, if you like to contribute, please donate. Every little bit helps."

The rest is bull, since we all live pretty far.

>>27
In java

>>29
And I bet it will be piss water

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 7:56

* buy me things, im a girl
* why is there so much sexism in computars!!! BAWW!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 8:29

Pretty women don't have to work hard to succeed, so I have a thing for those who achieve things despite not needing them. If you are an ugly woman though, no, I'm not going to be impressed even if you are the second coming of Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 8:43

>>43
ugly woman though ... the second coming of Sussman.
Kill it with Zyklon B!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 10:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's what being a web 2.0 startup CEO yields you. You can't afford a laptop. Which costs a fraction of a single programmer's monthly salary.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 11:58

>>1-45
Shalom, stingy kikes!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 12:02

>>46
Hi, Leah!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 12:59

I AM A GIRL BUY ME EXPENSIVE THINGS

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 13:05

all of leah's startups have bankrupted withing a month LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:06

it's a joke you idiots

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:09

>>50
you are the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:16

Imagine if you were the guy who invented pixel advertising.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:17

Imagine if you were the guy who invented anus haxing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:19

This thread made me realise how little is left of the community that made /prog/ such a great place when I first came here. Leah's goddamn laptop is how she came to /prog/'s attention in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:23

>>54
/prog/ was always shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:33

>>55
I thought it had been well established during this last year's-early year's shitfestation that /prog/ had, indeed, always been shit.

Substitute the spam with Sepples homework threads and you wind up with golden-age /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:26

ITT: getting worked up over something that happened in 2006 as if it were happening now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:27

i love /prog/. best board on the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:28

>>54
>>55
>>56
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:39

>>59
It's not necessary that you italicize all your exclamation marks, son.

In fact, back in my day, we used it only while writing an ironically cheery sarcastic remark.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:14

>>60
Terrible!
Now, polecat kebab! ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:34

>>59
Unoptimized quotes? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:35

>>55-56
/prog/ isn't /b/. It was never great, but it used to be less shit than it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:45

>>63
You know, /prog/ is actually not that bad right now. The antisemitic spam is actually pretty easy to ignore (to non-jewish people, at least) and there's kind of interesting threads on the front page. I've seen it in a (much) worse state than this, namely right after FrozenVoid drove away a lot of good posters with a bunch of necroposting attacks. Then it was really shit. I believe it was then that redditors began to outnumber the old /prog/rammateurs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:46

>>62
You still don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:00

>>64
I'd say it was at its worst when the antisemitic spam was the only thing on the front page for weeks on end a bunch of months ago, with /prog/ metathreads galore, and complete with anonymous ``novelty accounts'' posting all over. Around that time tdavis also roamed here briefly and left, with the ``in Lisp''-guy lingering in cognito still (as now?), so the board felt really, really insane.

Name: >>66 2012-09-21 19:01

>>66
Errata: ``in cognito'' should read ``incognito''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 8:56

>>66
I'm glad I wasn't around when that happened. If I was, I probably wouldn't read /prog/ again for at least another year.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 16:54

>>68
You should stop reading /prog/ forever as it is and fuck off back to le github.

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