/prog/ - buy leah a new laptop

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 22:03

http://leahculver.com/laser-etched-laptop/laptop-1.html

she'll suck your dick for a mac!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 7:42

Initially I wanted to buy a thinkpad, dress it mac plastic labels, and install ubunchu mac theme edition. But meh, I give up on the attention since she asked for a mac book. If she was any brighter, she would have said,

"I need a laptop, if you like to contribute, please donate. Every little bit helps."

The rest is bull, since we all live pretty far.

>>27
In java

>>29
And I bet it will be piss water

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 7:56

* buy me things, im a girl
* why is there so much sexism in computars!!! BAWW!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 8:29

Pretty women don't have to work hard to succeed, so I have a thing for those who achieve things despite not needing them. If you are an ugly woman though, no, I'm not going to be impressed even if you are the second coming of Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 8:43

>>43
ugly woman though ... the second coming of Sussman.
Kill it with Zyklon B!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 10:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's what being a web 2.0 startup CEO yields you. You can't afford a laptop. Which costs a fraction of a single programmer's monthly salary.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 11:58

>>1-45
Shalom, stingy kikes!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 12:02

>>46
Hi, Leah!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 12:59

I AM A GIRL BUY ME EXPENSIVE THINGS

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 13:05

all of leah's startups have bankrupted withing a month LEL

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:06

it's a joke you idiots

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:09

>>50
you are the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:16

Imagine if you were the guy who invented pixel advertising.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:17

Imagine if you were the guy who invented anus haxing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:19

This thread made me realise how little is left of the community that made /prog/ such a great place when I first came here. Leah's goddamn laptop is how she came to /prog/'s attention in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:23

>>54
/prog/ was always shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 16:33

>>55
I thought it had been well established during this last year's-early year's shitfestation that /prog/ had, indeed, always been shit.

Substitute the spam with Sepples homework threads and you wind up with golden-age /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:26

ITT: getting worked up over something that happened in 2006 as if it were happening now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:27

i love /prog/. best board on the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:28

>>54
>>55
>>56
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 17:39

>>59
It's not necessary that you italicize all your exclamation marks, son.

In fact, back in my day, we used it only while writing an ironically cheery sarcastic remark.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:14

>>60
Terrible!
Now, polecat kebab! ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:34

>>59
Unoptimized quotes? Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:35

>>55-56
/prog/ isn't /b/. It was never great, but it used to be less shit than it is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:45

>>63
You know, /prog/ is actually not that bad right now. The antisemitic spam is actually pretty easy to ignore (to non-jewish people, at least) and there's kind of interesting threads on the front page. I've seen it in a (much) worse state than this, namely right after FrozenVoid drove away a lot of good posters with a bunch of necroposting attacks. Then it was really shit. I believe it was then that redditors began to outnumber the old /prog/rammateurs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 18:46

>>62
You still don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-21 19:00

>>64
I'd say it was at its worst when the antisemitic spam was the only thing on the front page for weeks on end a bunch of months ago, with /prog/ metathreads galore, and complete with anonymous ``novelty accounts'' posting all over. Around that time tdavis also roamed here briefly and left, with the ``in Lisp''-guy lingering in cognito still (as now?), so the board felt really, really insane.

Name: >>66 2012-09-21 19:01

>>66
Errata: ``in cognito'' should read ``incognito''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 8:56

>>66
I'm glad I wasn't around when that happened. If I was, I probably wouldn't read /prog/ again for at least another year.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 16:54

>>68
You should stop reading /prog/ forever as it is and fuck off back to le github.

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