There's this girl in one of my classes. We went to high school together but I'm so shy I never asked her out. She's pretty with a lovely smile and a great personality. She's has a somewhat perverted sense of humor. She likes gaming and programming. Amazingly she has no boyfriend! She sent me and several other classmates her e-mail so I did what anyone would do: I Googled her e-mail address. I find out that she's a Redditor. She posts there several times a day.
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Anonymous2012-09-18 1:28
whew good thing you looked that up, you almost stuck your dick in that
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Anonymous2012-09-18 1:59
kill her and cut up her body into small pieces which will be individually boxed and wrapped like christmas presents
Yeah, you'll have that. I'd say go for it anyway OP. Don't bring up reddit for a while 'til you're really in with her. Then start to steer her away from that shit. Show her exactly why it's bad, and offer her better forums to discuss her hobbies. Make sure the forums you show her contrast reddit in a way that highlight hot terrible it is.
It's important to understand that she can still be a great person in spite of using such terrible websites. She is misguided. It is up to you to help her.
Kidnap her, tie her up then beat and torture her a bit, but too much. After you are done rape her, abuse her more and ridicule the bitch.
When you are done get your know, play a bit with her and then stand up, aim at her chest with it and before you stab her, use one of these crappy reddit memes or so and end it.
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Anonymous2012-09-18 4:08
Yeah OP. You're so cool. You're one of the cool kids like us. Reddit sucks. People that go to reddit suck. They wouldn't understand how cool we are. That was a close one OP. She goes to reddit. You better not be reddit and be dis.4chan.org/prog. Instead. It's a good thing you googled her email address man. That was really close. Seriously. You almost became a redditor. Something that the cool people of prog would have to think not so highly of you after the fact of discovering. So good. Man. Safe man. Close. One. Man.
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Anonymous2012-09-18 4:26
>>10
[quote]Children with AS may have an unusually sophisticated vocabulary at a young age and have been colloquially called "little professors", but have difficulty understanding figurative language and tend to use language literally.Children with AS appear to have particular weaknesses in areas of nonliteral language that include humor, irony, and teasing. Although individuals with AS usually understand the cognitive basis of humor, they seem to lack understanding of the intent of humor to share enjoyment with others. Despite strong evidence of impaired humor appreciation, anecdotal reports of humor in individuals with AS seem to challenge some psychological theories of AS and autism.[/quote]
First of all, Plato was a mathematician. He knew that numbers are just an abstract idea, not something you can pick up or eat. If you grab three objects, you're not actually holding the number three. You've just assembled a crude representation of it in the real world. It's not even exactly three, because there are slight variations in every physical object, making it humanly impossible to get exactly three of the same thing.
Plato decided that everything else in the material world works the same way. There's a perfect unchanging idea of "Horse" that we can only experience with our minds, whereas the animals we can actually see and touch are just imperfect imitations of Horse. They're always too young or too old, too fast or too slow, to be exactly like the one true Horse. Templates like this that exist only as ideas, and never in the real world, are called Platonic ideals.
Now apply this to Dirk. There's like fifty of him and he considers each to be as valid an existence as the others. This basically goes completely over Jake's head and he steps on a rake by asking "which is the real Dirk?" Another hero of Heart might answer this with "yes," but a Prince is inclined to narrow down the possibilities by destroying a couple. Even so, his whole personality is "inscrutable" in that nobody can just talk to the Platonic ideal of Dirk. (Or can they?)
OP, I had the same experience. There's this beautiful girl I like but then OMG I found that she is a FIOC programmer and she doesn't know the password.
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Captain Homo: Taster of Cock2012-09-18 22:13
Last year a person in front of me 9gagged every day. Today one of them reddits in front off me. I'd turn him in for it, but the professor has zero tolerance on off-topic internetting, and said the first person that fucks it up fucks it up for everyone, meaning no more laptops and tablets in class. Obviously, this isn't in a programming class.