There's this girl in one of my classes. We went to high school together but I'm so shy I never asked her out. She's pretty with a lovely smile and a great personality. She's has a somewhat perverted sense of humor. She likes gaming and programming. Amazingly she has no boyfriend! She sent me and several other classmates her e-mail so I did what anyone would do: I Googled her e-mail address. I find out that she's a Redditor. She posts there several times a day.
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Anonymous2012-09-18 4:08
Yeah OP. You're so cool. You're one of the cool kids like us. Reddit sucks. People that go to reddit suck. They wouldn't understand how cool we are. That was a close one OP. She goes to reddit. You better not be reddit and be dis.4chan.org/prog. Instead. It's a good thing you googled her email address man. That was really close. Seriously. You almost became a redditor. Something that the cool people of prog would have to think not so highly of you after the fact of discovering. So good. Man. Safe man. Close. One. Man.