/prog/ - Web development woes

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:12

I hate web development. What would give me less pain? 'Thinking about using Common Lisp, Racket, or Haskell.

I expect constructive criticism.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:19

Common Lisp roxxor. Racket suxxor. Haskell suxxor.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:26

Racket is only one which has JIT and it's core is cleaner than Haskell or CL.

Beside that, aint you Jewish be chance? I visit this board mostly to attack the Jews from 0chan.ru/c/, who should just die or move to Israel, where Arabs will wipe them out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:28

Smoke Xexprs every day, it makes web sights less annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:28

Also, Haskell is named after some biblical Jew http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezekiel

this already makes it an ideologically wrong language. I love "common" in Common Lisp, which underlines that language is for everyone, not just for the kikes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:38

I love SICP and used to breathe mzscheme, but there are far more capable web development frameworks that what Racket currently has to offer.

Haskell is even worse: you'll end up with a completely unmaintainable eldritch contraption where every little feature change requires a complete overhaul of the way data flows through the system.

What are you currently using and why don't you like it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 4:56

I hate web development. What would give me less pain
I expect constructive criticism.
Your requirements are so vague, that there is no right answer other than use Haskell. What do you hate about web development? What do you find painful about the three languages?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-09-10 5:03

PHP.

It'll hurt for a short time, but at least it's short, will likely work on the first try, and you won't spend hours upon hours messing with it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:10

>>8
PHP
Shalom!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP
Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans, two Israeli developers at the Technion IIT, rewrote the parser in 1997 and formed the base of PHP 3

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:12

>>9
PHP works. What are you implying by naming the authors of PHP?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 5:14

>>10
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 6:28

PHP is terrible!
CSS is terrible!
If you're stuck with both, you're terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 6:53

>>12
Care to describe an alternative to CSS to styling web pages?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 8:25

>>13
Styling content considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 8:29

>>12
I agree.

>>13
No alternatives, but it's still shit.

>>14
Why?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 8:42

>>14
It doesn't have to exist today, but could express a styling system that allows you to style web pages without requiring to explicitly describe the style of individual elements, as if the styling properties of the main element "cascaded down" into the children elements by default.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 12:30

Common Lisp
GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 14:59

lawl javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 15:01

>>1
Perl::Dancer is great. It makes it worth to learn Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 15:05

Ruby/Sinatra.

Ruby is the most kawaii scripting language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 15:42

>>20
Ruby is fucking shit, fuck off weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-10 16:38

>>21
implying implications

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 20:20

right up against my face

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 20:33

>>5
It is named after logician Haskell Curry.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:51

Can I talk about my game too? （*´▽｀*）

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:51