Web development woes

I hate web development. What would give me less pain? 'Thinking about using Common Lisp, Racket, or Haskell.

I expect constructive criticism.

Also, Haskell is named after some biblical Jew http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezekiel

this already makes it an ideologically wrong language. I love "common" in Common Lisp, which underlines that language is for everyone, not just for the kikes.