Every woman in the workforce...

Is either married or engaged.

Did I miss the boat by not going steady while in college?

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>tfw no gf

Sorry but I don't lust over three dimensional cumbags, so I can't relate.

back to le imageboards, ``piece of shit''

don't piss where you sleep

why? it's sweet

Everyone here missed the boat.

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>>7
>quoted 2
>timestamp ends in 2

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>quoted 6
>timestamp ends in 6

>>9
back to /b/, please.

that feel when you will never stick your hard dick into a tight, freshly ripened virgin pussy, full of desire, bursting with juices.

>>11
I'm gay.

Never seen a thread more deserving of BACKPLATE GETGOES

>>11
feelsbadman.jpg
foreveralone.jpg

>>11
Eeew!

>>11
Virgins are disgusting, seriously why doesn't that piece of flesh removed surgically?  It's like if your dick is caught in a hideous fleshy webbing until you get to an intercourse, during which the enclosure is torn apart and your dick finally hatches.  Ewwwww

>>16
nigger.
NIGGER!
NIGGER!!!

>>16
Circumcision wasn't enough, Jew?

Back to le imagereddits, ``please"!

>>1,11,14
Lusting over 3D pigs, definitely not World4Ch quality. Go back to wherever you le came from, ``please''!

http://xhamster.com/movies/981503/shy_teen_undresses.html

I'm married and therefore a disinterested party, but I've noticed the same thing.  I was kind of surprised to see women with very obvious Asperger's syndrome who were married with kids.  I think they have less trouble finding like-minded mates due to the larger proportion of men with Asperger's.  I know people joke about autism, but you can basically assume everyone on this board and half the people at your work have some high-functioning version of it.  Assuming you're in a coding shop of course.

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BITCH FUCK SHITS!YOU NIGGER NAZI ASSES! YOU CAN FUCK HELL! BAN YU ALL! YOU GET BANNED! YOU GAVE OUT MY PASSWORD!I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE! GIVE ME BACK THE PASSWRD!

ASKFHSed?Gsdfghsdfkhgbafgbhbgfhbfs fukk sex you nigger cock pussy! i fuck yhou you have satan you canada ass whovdoesn't beleive in Christ! I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPES!

>>18
Fuck off and die, racist shithead.

>>22
I'm married
Fuck off back to le /r/imageboards

>>24
Shalom, hymie.

ITT virgins

>>27
ITT back to le imagereddits