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SOFTWARE STARTUP

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 10:48

How is babby formed? I have some old friends trying to lure me in one for my expert programming skills.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 11:19

Do it. You usually can't lose more than what you invest if your start-up fails.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 13:07

They have no skills. If you're going to do this just start your own thing, you'll do 99% of the work anyway and that way you'll also get 99% of the reward should it succeed (which it won't).

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 19:00

>>3
They're also programmers/engineers, I don't think that'll be an issue.

>>2
Well basically I'm losing my job and income over a long shot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 19:13

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 23:10

Study the business plan, the marketing plan, financial plan and the market study. Give it a shot if the obstacles identified in the business plan are reasonably practical to overcome.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 23:19

The vast majority of ``start-ups'' do not last more than a year. Of those that last more than a year, 99% don't make real money--ever. They just wait to be acquired. Sounds pretty shitty if you ask me. You have to take some risks if you want to make money; that's why I deal in malware.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 23:19

>>4
Well basically I'm losing my job and income over a long shot.
lol, theyre not paying you, they have no investors, go for it faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-22 23:20

>>5                `
>2012
>still taking advice from faggot Lispers

ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 7:11

>>7
Give malware business tips plos

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 8:31

>>5
He sounds like a dickwad. I tweeted his first article before reading the others, and now I'm ashamed

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 9:47

>>11
Aren't you ashamed to tweet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 10:14

use php for your startup. it's shit but at least it has decent frameworks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 10:45

>>10
1. make virus
2. work for AV company and analyze said virus
3. make more viruses and analyze them and program protection for them in the anti virus product
4. ???
5. profit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 10:54

>>14
Sound Jewish. Only an evil person, like a Jew, would conceive such a wicked scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 13:38

>>14,15
That's how some of these so-called security companies work. Their subscriptions are protection rackets, like the Mafia. There's also a Jewish connection. Intel bought McAfee. McAfee's business model is based on flaws in Windows and competes with free products like MS Security Essentials. If MS rolls out Singularity or people switch to another OS they'd be dead overnight. So why would Intel want McAfee, even with their own extreme dependency on Windows? Because McAfee knows about unpublished Windows security holes. That alone is worth billions. There is proof that Stuxnet, Duqu, Flame, etc. contained Hebrew idioms and references to Israeli events. Intel Israel could have worked with the Mossad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 13:46

>>16
I doubt Intel really needs some security company, when they can leave a backdoor inside processor design itself. Same for Microsoft, which is a Jewish company (both Ballmer and Gates have Jewish ancestry) that supports Israel and Jewish people as a whole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 13:50

>>17
Anyway, big companies like Intel and MS will use their backdoors only in extreme circumstances of war against a very powerful opponent.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 19:22

>>18
I don't do drugs or anything, but I had read it as MS raping backdoors in extreme circumcisions of war against very powerful opponent vaginas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-23 23:17

if you don't work for a startup and use node.js, then you are a drone

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 2:05

Ambiguity detected on line 1:
if you don't (work for a startup and use node.js), then you are a drone
if you (don't work for a startup) and use node.js, then you are a drone

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 2:34

>>21
if don't neither want work startup nor if don't not be against  use of  node.js , then are drone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-24 2:41

Here's what you do:

Tell your buddies that you'll work part time at the beginning.  If you have skills they can't find elsewhere, your absence will be felt.  If you only putting in part-time is enough to stop their plan, they never had enough motivation to see it through to the end.  You'll be glad that you didn't spend a whole year living unnecessarily below your current standard.  Also, your time will be better spent when the groundwork is laid by someone else. 

Should they surprise you with their work ethic, devote more and more time to the plan.  Hopefully, the business model is set up so that you can start making a profit asap. 

Keep your day job in case the idea doesn't pan out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-27 8:18

>>12
I clearly am, hence the spoiler tag.

>>23
I first thought of that, but it doesn't seem like it'll work out that way. I have been coming to their office "part time" for a few weeks now, they're working some 12 hours every day and I, after I get off my own job can add two at most there and then I have no life left. I don't doubt their work ethic but the idea is one of those things that'll either work and make you bajillionaires, or be a complete waste of time without making you a dime.

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