iOS

I wanted to write an iOS program to make megabucks, but jesus christ objective-C is such a pile of shit, and apple's "hurr drag this icon here to there to code durr" tutorials are really brilliant. So I decided to die in poverty as I had previous rejected becoming an ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER even if it meant my life. That is all, goodbye.

Go into backend development for webapps that run on Google Go (with a client-heavy html5 frontend).

Achieve nirvana

enterprise programming is not that bad

its because you didn't use enough DEPENDENCY INJECTION

Objective C accepts regular C code as well, you have no excuse.

>>5
Wrong. C is shit too.

>>6
It is correct. Objective-C is a strict superset of C.

>>3
yes it is
go fuck a donkey cock

If you want Jobs programming iOS, you need to use Objective-C.

>>9
back to /g/

iDubs

I once wanted to learn objective-c + cocoa. Followed a tutorial but stopped in disgust once I got to the HURR drag this to here DURR part. I mean come on, are these guys fucking with me?

Some people who I made an Android app for are going to pay me $8000 to write an iPhone app. I've never programmed in Objective C before and I don't even own a Mac. My plan is to buy a Mac with my first check and learn fast enough to have the whole app completed in 6 weeks. Then I plan on making a shitload of iPhone apps because these people are making a fucking killing.

>>13
Don't buy a Mac. Just install OS X in VirtualBox. You probably will want to buy an iPhone for testing though.