I wanted to write an iOS program to make megabucks, but jesus christ objective-C is such a pile of shit, and apple's "hurr drag this icon here to there to code durr" tutorials are really brilliant. So I decided to die in poverty as I had previous rejected becoming an ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER even if it meant my life. That is all, goodbye.
Some people who I made an Android app for are going to pay me $8000 to write an iPhone app. I've never programmed in Objective C before and I don't even own a Mac. My plan is to buy a Mac with my first check and learn fast enough to have the whole app completed in 6 weeks. Then I plan on making a shitload of iPhone apps because these people are making a fucking killing.