/prog/ - Which language should I learn first?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-28 8:49

Tell me

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 17:00

Really I wanna make yet another standard.

(doc (title "Programming")

      (menu "Style:"

            (link "Yotsuba" "#") ","

            (link "Pseud0ch" "#") ","

            (link "Terminal" "#")

            "Navigation:"

            (combo "Text Boards"

                   ((anime "/anime/ - Anime & Manga")

                    (book "/books/ - Books")

                    (carcom "/carcom/ - Comics & Cartoons")))

            (combo "Image Boards"

                   ((a "/a/ - Anime & Manga")

                    (b "/b/ - Random")

                    (c "/c/ - Anime/Cute"))))

      (threads ((link "1: Search Engines (8)" "http://dis.4chan.org/prog/#1")

                (link "2: Good fonts for programming (54)" "http://dis.4chan.org/prog/#2")))

      (thread (link "[1:8] Search Engines" "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1343591446/1-40")

              (list ("1" "Anonymous" "2012-07-29 15:50"

                         "What with google being run by jews who want all of the information, I need to switch search engines. Please only post search engines NOT run by jews.")

                    ("8" "Anonymous" "2012-07-29 16:32"

                         ">>6 You'll be consuming their service without paying their adsense back."))

              (form "4chan.org/post"

                    (input text-field "Name")

                    (input mail-field "Email")

                    (input submit-button "Reply")

                    (input wall-of-text "9"))))

;; And so forth...

Damn, Lisp may be a joke, but it's really easier to write and parse than XML or HTML...

Name: >>27 2012-07-29 17:06

Missing a quote.
You can translate every pair of () to divs, and the symbols to CSS classes... Not much different than the usual pile of ~~shit~~ HTML.
I've always tried to make work colleagues give a chance to xml+xlst, but now I surrender... to lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 21:53

Racket's servlets uses this kind of notation exclusively for its output format, though the head symbol of every list is always the HTML element, it wouldn't be hard to expand non-html names to `(div ((class ,name)) . ,rest) with a substitution function.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 22:10

>>27
My dick is telling me to implement this.

Please don't tempt me like that, >>27-san. It's bad for my health.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 22:13

>>27
No need to parse-replace it to anything, just define the functions in a Lisp of your choice and give it that as the input.
Using Lisp sexps to generate HTML is nothing new.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 22:13

>>27
XML is not hard to parse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 22:15

>>32
Namespaces, defining entities, XSLT, ...
Indeed, it's far beyond merely ``hard'' to parse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-29 22:18

>>32
Computers don't have any inconvenient parsing XML, but my eyes do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 1:45

I should write a Javascript-to-native-code compiler. Then rewrite the fucking thing in Javascript, compile that, and thus have a self-hosting Javascript compiler in Javascript! Hipsters will just line up to suck my dick.

I will have then achieved true ~~satori~~ shit-tier.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 2:18

>>35
please give me your address

have your pants down by the time i get there thanks

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 5:38

>>32

Totals grouped by language (dominant language first):

ansic:       174951 (93.10%)

python:       11819 (6.29%)

sh:             578 (0.31%)

php:            367 (0.20%)

lisp:            84 (0.04%)

perl:            67 (0.04%)

awk:             48 (0.03%)



Total Physical Source Lines of Code (SLOC)                = 187,914

188kLoC in libxml2. Yep, trivial.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-07-30 6:00

>>37
http://tibleiz.net/asm-xml/
~5600 lines--- of x86 asm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 6:18

>>38
Not conform
AsmXml does not supports namespaces and external entity references.
The file has to be fully loaded into memory
You can't parse a file over 4Gb.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 19:21

i dont know why you guys hate on javascript it basically powers the web seems lkie most other stuff is just legacy (assembly)

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 19:27

>>40
Javascript is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 20:13

>>40
-1/10
Try harder.

Or else show me the JS machine you've made

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-30 21:13

>>42
he's from /g/ and so are you

you both should fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-31 5:49

you all should check em

Which language should I learn first?

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