Which language should I learn first?

Tell me

Really I wanna make yet another standard.

(doc (title "Programming")
      (menu "Style:"
            (link "Yotsuba" "#") ","
            (link "Pseud0ch" "#") ","
            (link "Terminal" "#")
            "Navigation:"
            (combo "Text Boards"
                   ((anime "/anime/ - Anime & Manga")
                    (book "/books/ - Books")
                    (carcom "/carcom/ - Comics & Cartoons")))
            (combo "Image Boards"
                   ((a "/a/ - Anime & Manga")
                    (b "/b/ - Random")
                    (c "/c/ - Anime/Cute"))))
      (threads ((link "1: Search Engines (8)" "http://dis.4chan.org/prog/#1")
                (link "2: Good fonts for programming (54)" "http://dis.4chan.org/prog/#2")))
      (thread (link "[1:8] Search Engines" "http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1343591446/1-40")
              (list ("1" "Anonymous" "2012-07-29 15:50"
                         "What with google being run by jews who want all of the information, I need to switch search engines. Please only post search engines NOT run by jews.")
                    ("8" "Anonymous" "2012-07-29 16:32"
                         ">>6 You'll be consuming their service without paying their adsense back."))
              (form "4chan.org/post"
                    (input text-field "Name")
                    (input mail-field "Email")
                    (input submit-button "Reply")
                    (input wall-of-text "9"))))
;; And so forth...

Damn, Lisp may be a joke, but it's really easier to write and parse than XML or HTML...