/prog/ - Microsoft likes tits.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 14:14

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18922629

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 14:16

that is pig disgusting. I THOught microsoft was more professional than that

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 14:16

fucking feminists

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 14:25

8008135

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-20 14:26

We already had a thread about this.

Fuck off dipshit, take you unfunny threads to /g/ dick taster.

Name: FFP 2012-07-20 14:43

WYPMP.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 14:48

>>5
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 14:51

>>7
Back to /b/, please.

Name: VIPPER 2012-07-20 14:54

>>7
Nice repaste asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 14:58

I am trained in gorilla warfare
This always made me wonder whether it means he's a gorilla, or he has an army of gorillas.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 15:06

>>10
Trained to fight gorillas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 15:14

>>7
lol mad

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 17:28

>>7
What the FUCK did you just fucking say about Scheme, you mental midget? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in MIT CS, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on /prog/, and I have over 300 tail-call recursive functions. I am trained in lambda calculus and I'm the top wizard of the entire US ^Satori weenies. You are nothing to me but just another closure. I will Segmentation Fault your runtime the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Internet, check my fucking dubs. You think you can get away with pasting that shit to me over dis? Compile again, scrubber. As we speak I am conjuring my secret library of spells across your implementation and YOUR ANUS is being HAXED right now so you better prepare for the fagstorm, code maintenance monkey. The fagstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sex life. You're fucking lame, doe. I can calc your ass anywhere, anytime, and I can dox you in O(1) time, and that's just with my bare ASM. Not only am I extensively trained in functional programming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the /polecat kebabs/ /backplate getgoes/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of 4chan, you little shit. If only you could have known what ultimate destruction your little "cult" of personality was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking submission. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit parens all over you and you will cry in it. You're fucking analtouring-complete, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 18:21

An expert programmer has been angered.
The /prog/ has been restored.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 18:29

>>13
oh dear

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-07-20 18:35

>>13
*golfclap*

I like you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 20:02

>>13
You're fucking lame, doe. I can calc your ass
Excellent post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-20 22:13

What's next, complaining about 0xCAFEBABE and 0xDEADBABE?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 1:02

>>6
Fuck off and die you illogical piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 3:14

Apple likes dicks.

http://www.apple.com/

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 3:22

_0xFA6BA115

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 3:43

>>21
That's almost as offensive, but the homosexual community has a sense of humour, unlike radicaletard feminists, so it's unlikely to offend anyone.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 4:22

>>22
Hey, >>13 here. I just wanted to say that was a great spoiler and apt post to go with your dubs bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 6:14

>>23
I am very honoured by your recognition. I simply cannot let this occasion to felicitate you on your excellent post pass by; your work is that of an artist and a scholar, and I am sure many will join me in my desire to see more of your brilliant work.

My deepest regards,
>>22

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-21 6:22

no1 currs

Microsoft likes tits.

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