>>7
What the
FUCK did you just fucking say about
Scheme, you
mental midget? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in MIT CS, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on
/prog/, and I have over 300 tail-call recursive functions. I am trained in
lambda calculus and I'm the top wizard of the entire US
Satori weenies. You are nothing to me but just another closure. I will
Segmentation Fault your runtime the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Internet, check my fucking dubs. You think you can get away with pasting that shit to me over
dis? Compile again, scrubber. As we speak I am conjuring my secret library of spells across your implementation and
YOUR ANUS is being
HAXED right now so you better prepare for the fagstorm, code maintenance monkey. The fagstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sex life. You're fucking lame, doe. I can calc your ass anywhere, anytime, and I can dox you in O(1) time, and that's just with my bare ASM. Not only am I extensively trained in functional programming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the /polecat kebabs/ /backplate getgoes/ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of 4chan, you little shit. If only you could have known what ultimate destruction your little "cult" of personality was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking submission. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit parens all over you and you will cry in it. You're fucking analtouring-complete, kiddo.