Microsoft Fetish

I think I may have a Microsoft fetish.
Any attempt to continue execution after a noncontinuable exception causes the EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE_EXCEPTION exception. This parameter can be NULL.
When I click "Send Error Report" it kinda turns me on that the big boys at Microsoft are looking at my defenseless program and gently analyzing it.

They are so professional. I wish I was a little girl gangraped by the bearded men wearing ties in a Microsoft office. They would force me to eat printed Excel spreadsheets. They would not allow me to cum until I have programmed a Universal Dovetailer in Microsoft PowerPoint. They would DCOM/LSASS exploit my anus.

I would love it, embrace it, go into it with full ahegao face  until my brain hits a Blue Screen of Death.

I think it's more likely you'd just get banged by nasty 'ol Apu the call center employee.

I think I may have a GNU fetish.
Don’t use Unix man pages as a model for how to write GNU documentation; most of them are terse, badly structured, and give inadequate explanation of the underlying concepts.
When I use GNU software it kinda turns me on to know that I'm using megabytes of opulent, generously complex code.

It is so professional. I wish I was a little girl gangraped by the bearded men wearing red shirts in a FSF office. They would force me to hack on autotools. They would not allow me to cum until I have programmed a Universal Dovetailer in emacs Lisp. They would license my anus under GPLv3 and share it.

I would love it, embrace it, go into it with full ahegao face  until my brain hits a segmentation fault.

I think I may have a Trivial Solutions fetish.
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When I use Losethos it kinda turns me on to know that

C:\TEXT\PROFESSIONAL.TXT
God says...
I was a little girl gangraped by the bearded men wearing bisht in a CIA office. The Prisoner is my life. Of course, they doesn't want another operating system. Those emails and downloads are fake.

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