Microsoft Fetish

I think I may have a Microsoft fetish.
Any attempt to continue execution after a noncontinuable exception causes the EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE_EXCEPTION exception. This parameter can be NULL.
When I click "Send Error Report" it kinda turns me on that the big boys at Microsoft are looking at my defenseless program and gently analyzing it.

They are so professional. I wish I was a little girl gangraped by the bearded men wearing ties in a Microsoft office. They would force me to eat printed Excel spreadsheets. They would not allow me to cum until I have programmed a Universal Dovetailer in Microsoft PowerPoint. They would DCOM/LSASS exploit my anus.

I would love it, embrace it, go into it with full ahegao face  until my brain hits a Blue Screen of Death.

I think I may have a Trivial Solutions fetish.
Godn says, "disclose sport facts regions dedicate Tell unjust occasioned idle beholdeth uproar nought near denotes encompasseth "
When I use Losethos it kinda turns me on to know that

C:\TEXT\PROFESSIONAL.TXT
God says...
I was a little girl gangraped by the bearded men wearing bisht in a CIA office. The Prisoner is my life. Of course, they doesn't want another operating system. Those emails and downloads are fake.