http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4330 TODAY, I WATCHED PORN OFF MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE PATRIARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
Perhaps we could use this property of the universe to implement telecommunications -- in the transmitter, a group of people are shown (when sending a '1') and not shown (when sending a '0') pornographic material, and at the other end, in the receiver, the rate of subjugation of women by the patriarchy is measured. Since the effect is independent of the distance between the endpoints, we could have a truly unlimited-range faster-than-light communication system.
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Anonymous2012-07-14 0:35
>>1
A problem with this elegant model is that people may not want to reduce subjugation rates so to reset the signal (1 --> 0). Additionally, we have to consider that, for a high-bandwidth transmitter array (group), refraction time might be an impediment to system uptime.
>>2
As a way to alleviate the first problem, I would suggest, on 0 signal, to show the transmitter group an image of Andrea Dworkin (instead of a blank screen as implied in the initial proposal); preliminary results show that this method is particularly effective at steepening the falling-edge hysteresis, thus allowing for higher bandwidth.
TODAY, I MASTURBATED TO YUKARI, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF YOUKAI WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE PATRIARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
TODAY, I MASTURBATED TO TOUHOU, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, I WAS INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF SATORI, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
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Anonymous2012-07-14 3:12
>>2 Additionally, we have to consider that, for a high-bandwidth transmitter array (group), refraction time might be an impediment to system uptime.
Indeed a valid point you bring up. To prevent overload (the consequence of which is a long refractory period during which no transmission may occur), a too long array of 1's must never occur; I thereby propose the use of 8b/10b coding to that effect, thus ensuring that the longest run of pornographic images before one image of Dworkin is five.
TODAY, I WATCHED SICP LECTURES MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF JAVATARDS WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE LISPARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
TODAY, I WATCHED SICP LECTURES OFF MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF JAVATARDS WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE LISPARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
>>15
Ah yes, through the effect described in >>1, that sexist pig's watching of a Dragon Ball episode violent, child-themed porn somehow subjugated thousands of women worldwide.
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Man2012-07-14 19:57
Feminist Female sexist complained about man watching violent, child-themed porn on a plane, NO ONE CARED.
TODAY, I WATCHED LEMOTE PORN OFF MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF FREEDOM HATERS WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE MIPSARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND A FEW INTEL PATENTS
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Anonymous2012-09-02 4:26
>>18
Still remembering, ★ Quad-core MIPS64 FOSS laptop ★ thread
>>15
Yeah that's strange, no one joined him in masturbation although at least some of his co-passengers must have been in the sexually active age range.