Name: Anonymous 2012-07-14 0:19
http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4330
TODAY, I WATCHED PORN OFF MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE PATRIARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
Perhaps we could use this property of the universe to implement telecommunications -- in the transmitter, a group of people are shown (when sending a '1') and not shown (when sending a '0') pornographic material, and at the other end, in the receiver, the rate of subjugation of women by the patriarchy is measured. Since the effect is independent of the distance between the endpoints, we could have a truly unlimited-range faster-than-light communication system.
TODAY, I WATCHED PORN OFF MY HARD-DISK, AND THROUGH SOME SPOOKY ACTION-AT-A-DISTANCE, THOUSANDS OF WOMEN WERE INSTANTLY SUBJUGATED BY THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF THE PATRIARCHY, THUS VIOLATING BOTH CAUSALITY AND COMMON SENSE
Perhaps we could use this property of the universe to implement telecommunications -- in the transmitter, a group of people are shown (when sending a '1') and not shown (when sending a '0') pornographic material, and at the other end, in the receiver, the rate of subjugation of women by the patriarchy is measured. Since the effect is independent of the distance between the endpoints, we could have a truly unlimited-range faster-than-light communication system.