/prog/ - The Land of Lisp

Name: Vally Valrus 2012-06-30 16:32

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Pancakes or waffles?

Stranger: Waffles

You: my name isn't stranger

You: it's Vally Valrus

Stranger: Mine is Jetrana

You: lmao

Stranger: What?

You: I made a pancake without using a pan

Stranger: xD

You: and guess what?

Stranger: I made a pancake on this chick's boobs once

You: it doesn't even look like a cake!!

Stranger: she was in the hospital with severe burns

Stranger: she still is

You: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: she's suing me

You: see

You: that's messed up

You: why would she want to take money from you?

You: lol

Stranger: Boob job

You: those weird kids

You: always wanting huge boobs

Stranger: I'm not joking though

You: hmm

Stranger: I've actually made a pancake of my ex girlfriend's Tina's boobs. and she is in the hospital.

You: why were you making pancakes on her boobies?

Stranger: she wanted to be kinky and she liked food so I just assumed

You: what were you using to cook the pancakes?

Stranger: well we were next to a stove and I heated a normal pan up. I put the pancake in, let it sizzle. Then I put the red hot twirly thing from the stove onto her chest and placed the pan on top. She started yelling bad words and screaming (I don't know why) and the neighbours heard an called the police

You: lmao

You: stupid people are funny xD

Stranger: Well I was hesitant

Stranger: but she insisted it was kinky

Stranger: and now I'm in trouble

You: hmm

You: give her monopoly money

Stranger: Really? Would she laugh and forgive me?

You: you want her forgiveness?

Stranger: Not really. I just like the scissor sex.

Stranger: xD

You: the way I see it it's her fault, and you're just uneducated

You: !!

Stranger: Thanks :D

You: who knows what really happened though

Stranger: well, she stabbed me in the kneecap

You: why?

Stranger: but my sister fixed it up for me

Stranger: Tina is a bitch, and grabbed a kitchen knife

Stranger: She was angry at the twirly thing

You: was this immediately after you burned her breasts?

Stranger: Yeah, but nobody paid attention to my injuries. I just had my sister who is a doctor fix it for me. I had to go to her though, she wouldn't have paid attention if I didnt

You: lmao

Stranger: The ER guys kept staring at her breasts. Even burnt as hell, they were pretty big

You: so you burned her breasts and the first thing that popped into her mind was "I'm going to stab you" instead of "I should probably put my boobs in water"?

You: hahahah

Stranger: Yeah I guess.

You: so this all started with both of you eager to engage in kinky behaviour

Stranger: Yeah

You: and she decided it would be a good idea for you to 'make pancakes' on her breasts

You: and you went along with it

You: so she ends up getting burned for some reason

You: probably because you decided to make pancakes on her breasts

You: who knows =D

You: then she stabbed you in the knee because she thought that was another kinky activity that you might both enjoy

You: what happened next?

Stranger: No she stabbed me because she was angry. Well then I had to go to the hospital where my sister works and that took a long time to fix. I drove home with a bad knee. The ER guys or police didn't take my pancakes, so I sat down, ate them, and started reading how to avoid lawsuits. It's been about two weeks since then and I've only seen her once where she threw a glass vase from flowers at my head but she missed.

You: lmfao

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 16:55

As the morning comes sooner, I become crazier.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
hi my kik is juan365 so send me nudes... I"ll take anything :)

You: kik yourself out the fucking window, popeye

You: =D

Stranger: okay

Stranger: i just died laughing

You: looooool

You: *claps*

You: looks like we gots ourselves a joker, folks

You: what is your name?

Stranger: ffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccsa

Stranger: c

You: I used to have one of those

You: my grandma ate it

You: I found that out not long ago

You: until not long ago

You: I'd always wondered ...

You: what became of my beloved ffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccsa c

You: well, now I know

You: grandma, that fat old witch

You: I put her in a bottle because of her crime

You: now I have to wake up every fucking night

You: to make sure she doesn't escape

You: I'm nocturnal, you know

You: I wake up at the beginning of the night and sleep after sunrise

Stranger: oh, so you're cockturnal.

You: no

You: I'm nocturnal

You: there is a difference

You: cockturnal is a secret handshake used by snails

You: you probably weren't aware that snails had hands

You: well, now you're aware

You: this is good

You: they hide them in their shells

You: and just before a human tries to grab the snail

You: they pull it deep into their bodies

You: they pull both of their hands deep into their bodies*

You: they only take their hands out of their shells when the humans aren't looking

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 17:07

Later on that day, when the sun had risen ...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Oletko suomalainen?

You: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Stranger: we gotta cow over here

You: moooooooooooooooo

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 17:22

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:01

>>4
I am constant as the northern star.

Name: 5 2012-06-30 18:03

>>4
Point is, I can speak gibberish and make it sound cool.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-07-06 4:51

bampu pantsu

The Land of Lisp

1 Name: Vally Valrus 2012-06-30 16:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 16:55

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 17:07

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 17:22

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-30 18:01

6 Name: 5 2012-06-30 18:03