Name: Vally Valrus 2012-06-30 16:32
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: Waffles
You: my name isn't stranger
You: it's Vally Valrus
Stranger: Mine is Jetrana
You: lmao
Stranger: What?
You: I made a pancake without using a pan
Stranger: xD
You: and guess what?
Stranger: I made a pancake on this chick's boobs once
You: it doesn't even look like a cake!!
Stranger: she was in the hospital with severe burns
Stranger: she still is
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: she's suing me
You: see
You: that's messed up
You: why would she want to take money from you?
You: lol
Stranger: Boob job
You: those weird kids
You: always wanting huge boobs
Stranger: I'm not joking though
You: hmm
Stranger: I've actually made a pancake of my ex girlfriend's Tina's boobs. and she is in the hospital.
You: why were you making pancakes on her boobies?
Stranger: she wanted to be kinky and she liked food so I just assumed
You: what were you using to cook the pancakes?
Stranger: well we were next to a stove and I heated a normal pan up. I put the pancake in, let it sizzle. Then I put the red hot twirly thing from the stove onto her chest and placed the pan on top. She started yelling bad words and screaming (I don't know why) and the neighbours heard an called the police
You: lmao
You: stupid people are funny xD
Stranger: Well I was hesitant
Stranger: but she insisted it was kinky
Stranger: and now I'm in trouble
You: hmm
You: give her monopoly money
Stranger: Really? Would she laugh and forgive me?
You: you want her forgiveness?
Stranger: Not really. I just like the scissor sex.
Stranger: xD
You: the way I see it it's her fault, and you're just uneducated
You: !!
Stranger: Thanks :D
You: who knows what really happened though
Stranger: well, she stabbed me in the kneecap
You: why?
Stranger: but my sister fixed it up for me
Stranger: Tina is a bitch, and grabbed a kitchen knife
Stranger: She was angry at the twirly thing
You: was this immediately after you burned her breasts?
Stranger: Yeah, but nobody paid attention to my injuries. I just had my sister who is a doctor fix it for me. I had to go to her though, she wouldn't have paid attention if I didnt
You: lmao
Stranger: The ER guys kept staring at her breasts. Even burnt as hell, they were pretty big
You: so you burned her breasts and the first thing that popped into her mind was "I'm going to stab you" instead of "I should probably put my boobs in water"?
You: hahahah
Stranger: Yeah I guess.
You: so this all started with both of you eager to engage in kinky behaviour
Stranger: Yeah
You: and she decided it would be a good idea for you to 'make pancakes' on her breasts
You: and you went along with it
You: so she ends up getting burned for some reason
You: probably because you decided to make pancakes on her breasts
You: who knows =D
You: then she stabbed you in the knee because she thought that was another kinky activity that you might both enjoy
You: what happened next?
Stranger: No she stabbed me because she was angry. Well then I had to go to the hospital where my sister works and that took a long time to fix. I drove home with a bad knee. The ER guys or police didn't take my pancakes, so I sat down, ate them, and started reading how to avoid lawsuits. It's been about two weeks since then and I've only seen her once where she threw a glass vase from flowers at my head but she missed.
You: lmfao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Question to discuss:
Pancakes or waffles?
Stranger: Waffles
You: my name isn't stranger
You: it's Vally Valrus
Stranger: Mine is Jetrana
You: lmao
Stranger: What?
You: I made a pancake without using a pan
Stranger: xD
You: and guess what?
Stranger: I made a pancake on this chick's boobs once
You: it doesn't even look like a cake!!
Stranger: she was in the hospital with severe burns
Stranger: she still is
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: she's suing me
You: see
You: that's messed up
You: why would she want to take money from you?
You: lol
Stranger: Boob job
You: those weird kids
You: always wanting huge boobs
Stranger: I'm not joking though
You: hmm
Stranger: I've actually made a pancake of my ex girlfriend's Tina's boobs. and she is in the hospital.
You: why were you making pancakes on her boobies?
Stranger: she wanted to be kinky and she liked food so I just assumed
You: what were you using to cook the pancakes?
Stranger: well we were next to a stove and I heated a normal pan up. I put the pancake in, let it sizzle. Then I put the red hot twirly thing from the stove onto her chest and placed the pan on top. She started yelling bad words and screaming (I don't know why) and the neighbours heard an called the police
You: lmao
You: stupid people are funny xD
Stranger: Well I was hesitant
Stranger: but she insisted it was kinky
Stranger: and now I'm in trouble
You: hmm
You: give her monopoly money
Stranger: Really? Would she laugh and forgive me?
You: you want her forgiveness?
Stranger: Not really. I just like the scissor sex.
Stranger: xD
You: the way I see it it's her fault, and you're just uneducated
You: !!
Stranger: Thanks :D
You: who knows what really happened though
Stranger: well, she stabbed me in the kneecap
You: why?
Stranger: but my sister fixed it up for me
Stranger: Tina is a bitch, and grabbed a kitchen knife
Stranger: She was angry at the twirly thing
You: was this immediately after you burned her breasts?
Stranger: Yeah, but nobody paid attention to my injuries. I just had my sister who is a doctor fix it for me. I had to go to her though, she wouldn't have paid attention if I didnt
You: lmao
Stranger: The ER guys kept staring at her breasts. Even burnt as hell, they were pretty big
You: so you burned her breasts and the first thing that popped into her mind was "I'm going to stab you" instead of "I should probably put my boobs in water"?
You: hahahah
Stranger: Yeah I guess.
You: so this all started with both of you eager to engage in kinky behaviour
Stranger: Yeah
You: and she decided it would be a good idea for you to 'make pancakes' on her breasts
You: and you went along with it
You: so she ends up getting burned for some reason
You: probably because you decided to make pancakes on her breasts
You: who knows =D
You: then she stabbed you in the knee because she thought that was another kinky activity that you might both enjoy
You: what happened next?
Stranger: No she stabbed me because she was angry. Well then I had to go to the hospital where my sister works and that took a long time to fix. I drove home with a bad knee. The ER guys or police didn't take my pancakes, so I sat down, ate them, and started reading how to avoid lawsuits. It's been about two weeks since then and I've only seen her once where she threw a glass vase from flowers at my head but she missed.
You: lmfao
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