What's in your /etc/motd ?
1
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:15
Here's mine. I spent 5 hours making the ASCII art today. It was supposed to be Konata, but it's hard to do that sort of detail in just ASCII, so I had to make it a more generic loli. Just in case the
[m] doesn't do what I'm expecting it to do, here's a screencap of it:
http://i.imgur.com/HR74f.png and
http://ompldr.org/vZWhqcg
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:21
how does it feel to have autism?
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:25
>>2
It feels pretty nice. Now I can be greeted by a cute ASCII loli every day. I truly pity the man who can't find enjoyment in such simple things.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:28
Mine is The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software;
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:46
>>4 'debian
LOL! Enjoy your symbolic link to
/var/run/motd,
``faggot"
6
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 2:04
please be gentle [i] *grabs dick*
7
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:12
http://wiki.minix3.org .
8
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 2:13
>>7
What a fucking shit. I bet that's a fucking VM.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 2:21
I'm stealing this banner.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 2:28
>>9
motd is distributed with the system, which is GPL. Any modifications to motd is a derivative work, thus it is also GPL. Ergo, you cannot steal it.
11
Name:
Stallman 2012-06-25 2:31
motd wants to be free.
12
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:45
>>8
Nope. I do have a couple VMs running on top of it, though.
13
Name:
Cudder
!MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp
2012-06-25 3:54
This ishostname redacted .
14
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 4:16
>>13
No need to redact shit. It's loliconsystems.me . You can't SSH in through that. Really, you have to do it through a .onion address. But I changed the rDNS to prove that I own it.
>P.S. your fonts are fuzzy.
What? I don't understand what you could possibly mean by that.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 4:16
d8888 d8b
16
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:20
>>14
P.S. I can quote properly, I just forgot the space after the
>. Please forgive me
!
17
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:23
Frills. ÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔvÔ.
18
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:34
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 4:44
That ASCII `art' is terrible. You should just steal some, because I can't tell shit from shit in that. Where is the hair? Is that suppose to be a shirt? What the fuck is up with those eyes?
>>15
What's your name then?
>>18
boylove symbol
GTFO faggot
20
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:45
21
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:45
>>19
It's not a boylove symbol. It's the sign on Japanese ghosts' hats.
22
Name:
Cudder 1fXzap// !AboRDsJIEk
2012-06-25 4:53
>>14
No, I'm saying my motds have public hostnames in them.
23
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:54
TRIPCODE FAILURE
24
Name:
!MhMRSATORI
2012-06-25 4:55
test
25
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:57
>>24
Pointless. Any self-respecting
/prog/ rider already knew what is Mr. Satori. But now we can crack Cudder's secure tripcode
!
26
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 5:01
-pedophile
27
Name:
Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5
2012-06-25 5:04
>>25
Revoked already. This is my new one.
29
Name:
Cudder !MhMRSATORI!5My5xW60k+o782X
2012-06-25 5:09
>>27
Nice try, but false.
30
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 5:10
<>>>><
31
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 5:11
>>30
Is that a mushroom with an arrow stuck in it and liquid pouring out of the wound?
32
Name:
Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5
2012-06-25 5:13
33
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 5:21
>>30
Liar. That is not your fucking motd.
34
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 8:33
Make her prettier.
35
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 8:43
It's the standard Ubuntu MOTD.
36
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 9:30
Shouldn't motd be in /var/? Or maybe /usr/local/var/ ...
37
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 10:30
>>36
shouldnt we all use Lisp OS? just die!
38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 10:33
>>37
No. Do you realize how terrible that MotD would be? OP spent 5 hours on his, now imagine how long a LISP autist would spend. The computer science world would immediately halt.
39
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 10:34
>>38
It wouldn't take long to write a DSL that draws art.
40
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 10:49
>>39
A dick sucking lips that draws art? That's redundant
!
41
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:15
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42
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:29
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43
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:46
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44
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:56
>>41-43
That's one fucked up and uninformative MOTD!
45
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:58
And then there's Haskell...
46
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 15:23
eyes look like they are trying to hypnotize me
47
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 18:05
I want to pop OP's loli's cherry.
48
Name:
sage 2012-06-25 18:19
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49
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 19:37
>cat /etc/motd
50
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 20:55
>>48
I would enjoy this more if I could tell what it was.
51
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 20:57
>>49
It's kewl, just run:
sudo apt-get install cat
52
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-25 21:09
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53
Name:
bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 3:02
bampu pantsu
54
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:10
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:16
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56
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:21
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57
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 14:22
58
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-26 14:44
ITT: Unix retards
59
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 15:27
>>58
Go back to your shitty DOS BBS, faggot.
60
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 15:33
61
Name:
bampu pantsu 2012-07-06 5:04
bampu pantsu
62
Name:
Anonymous
2013-01-23 1:19
Make me a motd.
63
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-10 0:35
64
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-10 0:35
>>62
What? Make it yourself.
65
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-10 0:49
I don't have one because I'm not a dork who boots to a console.
66
Name:
Anonymous 2013-05-10 2:45
67
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-10 5:08
68
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-10 12:41
Last login: Thu May 10 09:06:31 on pts/1
69
Name:
Anonymous
2013-05-11 12:20
>>64
sudo make me a motd.
70
Name:
Anonymous 2013-05-11 12:25
71
Name:
Anonymous 2013-05-11 22:13
Last login: Sat May 11 19:25:08 2013 from .tmodns.nethttp://sdf.org/?tutorials/metaarray