/prog/ - What's in your /etc/motd ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 1:15

Here's mine. I spent 5 hours making the ASCII art today. It was supposed to be Konata, but it's hard to do that sort of detail in just ASCII, so I had to make it a more generic loli. Just in case the [m] doesn't do what I'm expecting it to do, here's a screencap of it: http://i.imgur.com/HR74f.png and http://ompldr.org/vZWhqcg

,###########################################################, ;#' ,-'-, `#; ;#' / /'' `#; ,;#' | / `#;, ####"'' ,,,,-++^"\;/`***-,,,,, `#;, # ,/.-.-.-.-.-Y-.-.-.-.-.-\, __ `"#### # ,/-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-<\ |^`\ _ _ _ _ # # /,-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-`\ |__) | [ ` ( \ / ` [ ` # # l-.-.-.-.-.;.-.;\-.-/;-.-;.-.-.`l [ [ |- ,~| `-, |~ # # |-.-./.-.A./ Y j.j L,K-.-.-.-| [ {__ (_, \_/ (_,) (_, # # {,-/`Y.-./ Y \./ j \,.-.-.} # # //-.|-,/ Y \,.-.-\ ___ ,-, # # /,.-`.Y ,== == q,.-.-\ |' ) _ / \ # # /A,-.-.\ /u(v| |v)`\ \-.-.| |__,/ [ ` | | # # |v.-.-| |u[@) (@]u| |'-.-| | `\ T- | | # # |.-.-,| `== ==' |-.-.| |___) (_, `| |' # # |.-.-.I ' I-.-.| __ | | # # |,.-.`| ___ ,|.-.-| ,^ `\ _ ___ _ | | # # |,-.-.|`\ \_/ ,/.-.'/ | [ ` |^, | T | [ ` `V' # # |.-.-`\.`, ,'-.-.`/ | r--\ T~ | ;| | | |~ ___ # # ,|-.-.-|-.-^--.,_____,,.-^.-.-.-.| \____/ (_, | v | `L__ (_, \-/ # # |-.-.-.``\.-,==| |==,-.-.-.-.| # # , \-.-.-.-.\r /^ ^\ e,====.*y # # y**`\-.-.-.-| \_______/ /******! # #j***.,\.-.-.`\ /*******%`\ # ############################################################################### #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$#,# `#$ ,;$','# `#`$ Welcome ,;$','# |#`$ Have a nice day! ,;$",,# }#`$ ,$".,## /#SSSY`$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$,## '#####################################################################/

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 1:21

how does it feel to have autism?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 1:25

>>2
It feels pretty nice. Now I can be greeted by a cute ASCII loli every day. I truly pity the man who can't find enjoyment in such simple things.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 1:28

Mine is

The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software;

the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the

individual files in /usr/share/doc/*/copyright.



Debian GNU/Linux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent

permitted by applicable law.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 1:46

>>4

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debian

LOL! Enjoy your symbolic link to /var/run/motd, ``faggot"

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:04

please be gentle
I'll show you gentle, cunt!
[i]*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:12



To install additional packages, run 'pkgin'.



To install packages from the online package repository, if you have a

working network connection from MINIX: first do a 'pkgin update' to update the list of available packages, and then do a 'pkgin' to get a

list of commands.  For example, 'pkgin install vim' installs the 'vim'

package, and 'pkgin available' will list all available packages.



To install packages from the installation CD: same, but use pkgin_cd.

To switch to the online repository, do 'pkgin update' again.



MINIX 3 supports multiple virtual terminals. Just use ALT+F1, F2, F3

and F4 to navigate amomg them.



For more information on how to use MINIX 3, see the wiki:

http://wiki.minix3.org.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:13

>>7
What a fucking shit. I bet that's a fucking VM.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:21

I'm stealing this banner.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:28

>>9
motd is distributed with the system, which is GPL. Any modifications to motd is a derivative work, thus it is also GPL. Ergo, you cannot steal it.

Name: Stallman 2012-06-25 2:31

motd wants to be free.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 2:45

>>8
Nope. I do have a couple VMs running on top of it, though.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-06-25 3:54

This ishostname redacted.

P.S. your fonts are fuzzy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:16

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No need to redact shit. It's loliconsystems.me . You can't SSH in through that. Really, you have to do it through a .onion address. But I changed the rDNS to prove that I own it.

>P.S. your fonts are fuzzy.
What? I don't understand what you could possibly mean by that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:16

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Only with my name.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:20

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P.S. I can quote properly, I just forgot the space after the >. Please forgive me!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:23

Frills.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:34

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:44

That ASCII `art' is terrible. You should just steal some, because I can't tell shit from shit in that. Where is the hair? Is that suppose to be a shirt? What the fuck is up with those eyes?

>>15
What's your name then?

>>18
boylove symbol
GTFO faggot

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:45

>>18
reported

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:45

>>19
It's not a boylove symbol. It's the sign on Japanese ghosts' hats.

Name: Cudder 1fXzap// !AboRDsJIEk 2012-06-25 4:53

>>14
No, I'm saying my motds have public hostnames in them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:54

TRIPCODE FAILURE

Name: !MhMRSATORI 2012-06-25 4:55

test

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 4:57

>>24
Pointless. Any self-respecting /prog/rider already knew what is Mr. Satori. But now we can crack Cudder's secure tripcode!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 5:01

-pedophile
-weeaboo
-poor ascii artist

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-06-25 5:04

>>25
Revoked already. This is my new one.

Name: !MhMRSATORI!yuwJAJnJY1RnQjr 2012-06-25 5:08

Test

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!5My5xW60k+o782X 2012-06-25 5:09

>>27
Nice try, but false.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 5:10

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 5:11

>>30
Is that a mushroom with an arrow stuck in it and liquid pouring out of the wound?

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2012-06-25 5:13

>>28,29
http://rechan.eu.org/verify.txt

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 5:21

>>30
Liar. That is not your fucking motd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 8:33

Make her prettier.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 8:43

It's the standard Ubuntu MOTD.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 9:30

Shouldn't motd be in /var/? Or maybe /usr/local/var/ ...

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 10:30

>>36
shouldnt we all use Lisp OS? just die!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 10:33

>>37
No. Do you realize how terrible that MotD would be? OP spent 5 hours on his, now imagine how long a LISP autist would spend. The computer science world would immediately halt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 10:34

>>38
It wouldn't take long to write a DSL that draws art.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 10:49

>>39
A dick sucking lips that draws art? That's redundant!

What's in your /etc/motd ?

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