/prog/ - coding in British

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 8:19

perchance (£condition) {

    what_about (£variable) {

        perhaps £possibility:

            //Code here

            splendid;

        perhaps £other_possibility:

            //Code here

            splendid;

        on_the_off_chance:

            //Code here

            splendid;

    }

} otherwise {

    would_you_mind {

        // Code here

    } actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) {

        // Politely move on

        cheerio('Message');

    }

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 10:04

omelette(fromage);

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 20:24

I thought this thread was going to be about trying to interface with graphics libraries that say "color". As a canadian i can sympathize.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 20:29



while(tea_and_crumpets)

{

  i_say();

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 22:10



I_say_old_boy("hello")

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 23:05

#cheerio "stdio.h"



int queen()

{

    condition indeed = £;



    perchance (indeed == £)

    {

        lable1.Script = "Jolly good, ol' chap!";

    }

    

    otherwise perchance (indeed == €)

    {

        lable1.Script = "I do say.";

    }



    otherwise perchance (indeed == $)

    {

        lable1.Script = "Rubbish!";

    }



    MessageBox.Present("Good day.");

    Application.Decapitate();

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 23:19

I fuckin' lawl'd.
10/10.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 15:57

Put Anal Touring on the next $10 note!

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/31659

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 16:57

I lol'd at this thread so hard I kinda want to rip my balls off now. But I won't actually rip them off, because that would just be silly. Therefore I will just elongate their containers outside my pants a little.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 22:27

>>9

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 22:52

check em

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:22

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:38

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 2:57

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coding in British

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 8:19

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-21 10:04

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 20:24

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 20:29

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 22:10

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 23:05

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-22 23:19

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-23 15:57

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 16:57

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 22:27

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-24 22:52

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:22

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-06-25 12:38

14 Name: bampu pantsu 2012-06-26 2:57