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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 17:05

The best functional language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 17:07

>>1
the best barely functional language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 17:11

its the best functional language because it only uses the minimum functional features you would want in a scripting language which are high order functions and closures.

very much unlike Python which through in every possible functional programming feature possible which does nothing but bloat the language with useless features

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 19:21

C++ has closures now. Once again C++ wins.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 20:46

>>4
Id be curious how that is implemented since C does not have nested functions. Its probably done with templates which means its not part of the base language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 22:32

>>5
Perhaps it is in C++0x, the language that finally adds all the features missing from C++

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 23:39

>>5
Maybe ASM? Lambdas/closures in C++ are a language feature (not a library feature) so it's up to the compiler.

>>6
Yes, it's in C++11;

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 0:22

>>7
Ive been doing a little googleing and it looks as though closures in C++ are implemented as functors that use lambdas. Not exactly a clean way of doing closures

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 11:37

Boy, if there's one thing C++ needs, it's more features.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 15:51

>>9
It reminds me of my favorite tool.
http://tinyurl.com/6rlw9c3

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 22:01

>>10
Imagine this, but with every tool replaced by a razor sharp dildo.

And voila, C++11.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 23:51

>>4
Yeah because C++11 has great support already. Oh wait. I fully expect Perl 6 to arrive before full C++11 support can be had in my environment.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 3:59

>>11
Dave caterwauled in undying agony as he repeatedly drilled the razor sharp dildo into his ass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 9:12

>>4
It has lambda functions, not closures. Big difference.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 10:16

>>12
Amiga?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 15:26

>>1
No, but it gets much better with CoffeeScript.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 15:30

>>14
no, it does have closures, but fake closures by using functors which are objects that simulates a high order function

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 17:06

>>16
the only language extension you should use for js is mootools. gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 18:15

>>18
Frameworks = shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 2:24

>>17

The venerable master Qc Na was walking with his student, Anton.  Hoping to prompt the master into a discussion, Anton said "Master, I have heard that objects are a very good thing - is this true?"  Qc Na looked pityingly at his student and replied, "Foolish pupil - objects are merely a poor man's closures."
>
Chastised, Anton took his leave from his master and returned to his cell, intent on studying closures.  He carefully read the entire "Lambda: The Ultimate..." series of papers and its cousins, and implemented a small Scheme interpreter with a closure-based object system.  He learned much, and looked forward to informing his master of his progress.
>
On his next walk with Qc Na, Anton attempted to impress his master by saying "Master, I have diligently studied the matter, and now understand that objects are truly a poor man's closures."  Qc Na responded by hitting Anton with his stick, saying "When will you learn? Closures are a poor man's object."  At that moment, Anton became enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 2:58

The venerable master Dubs Guy was walking with his student, Anon.  Hoping to prompt the master into a discussion, Anon said "Master, I have heard that dubs are a very good thing - is this true?"  Dubs Guy looked pityingly at his student and replied, "Foolish pupil - dubs are merely a poor man's shitposts."
>
Chastised, Anon took his leave from his master and returned to his cell, intent on studying shitposting.  He carefully read the entire "Lameda: The Autism..." series of papers and its cousins, and implemented a small PHP spambot with a node.js-based reply system.  He learned much, and looked forward to informing his master of his progress.
>
On his next walk with Dubs Guy, Anon attempted to impress his master by saying "Master, I have diligently studied the matter, and now understand that dubs are truly a poor man's shitposts."  Dubs Guy responded by hitting Anon with his stick, saying "When will you learn? Shitposts are a poor man's dubs."  At that moment, Anon became enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 8:06

>>21
Dubs Guy responded by hitting Anon with his stick, saying "When will you learn? Shitposts are a poor man's dubs."  At that moment, Anon checked my doubles.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 8:16

I've been enlightened by >>22's doubles

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 20:40

Javascript (V8 interpreter) 12 times faster than FIOC

http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/u32/benchmark.php?test=all&lang=python3&lang2=v8

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 21:26

I prefer Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 22:10

>>25
fuck off and die

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 22:23

>>24
v8
intepreter

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 22:27

Python is dead.

- Much slower than Javascript
- Requires users to install Python
- Doesn't work on mobile devices (Mobile browsers)
- forced indentation of code
- Bloated in language features
- Shitty pseudocode with a hipster fanbase

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 22:28

>>28
Long live Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-15 22:28

>>27
glorified interpreter

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 10:13

>>28
also:
- has operator overloading
- 'self' reference behaves
- tons of libraries

fuck FIOC

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 20:48

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:08

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-16 21:27

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