The venerable master Dubs Guy was walking with his student, Anon. Hoping to prompt the master into a discussion, Anon said "Master, I have heard that dubs are a very good thing - is this true?" Dubs Guy looked pityingly at his student and replied, "Foolish pupil - dubs are merely a poor man's shitposts."
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Chastised, Anon took his leave from his master and returned to his cell, intent on studying shitposting. He carefully read the entire "Lameda: The Autism..." series of papers and its cousins, and implemented a small PHP spambot with a node.js-based reply system. He learned much, and looked forward to informing his master of his progress.
> On his next walk with Dubs Guy, Anon attempted to impress his master by saying "Master, I have diligently studied the matter, and now understand that dubs are truly a poor man's shitposts." Dubs Guy responded by hitting Anon with his stick, saying "When will you learn? Shitposts are a poor man's dubs." At that moment, Anon became enlightened.