PHP's Excuse
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-05-31 16:07
PHP's Excuse for not improving anythingopposes the KISS (Keep It Simple Safe) approach of PHP.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-05-31 17:06
php is more KISSLESS than KISS
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-05-31 17:16
more like TDD approach
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-01 6:36
So PHP is actively coded to oppose itself?
5
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-01 7:07
Why would you use PHP when you can simply use a native CGI library from assembly?
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-01 7:44
The only reason to ever use PHP is that you have morbid acne.
7
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-01 9:22
>>4
The problem with your rhetorical question is it opens up the implication to the unwary reader that it is not, and is thus misleading and ultimately destructive.
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-01 9:44
Keep it stupid, simple.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-01 19:57
>>8
Keep it stupid, simpleton.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-02 12:36
>>congrats on your future dubz bro
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-02 13:04
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-02 15:22
Keep it Simple, Shithead
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-03 3:29
KISS (Keep It Stupid, Simpleton) approach of PHP.
14
Name:
Cudder
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2012-06-03 5:23
"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-03 5:45
>>14
People complain about Lisp all the time around here yet nobody uses it!
16
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-03 6:55
>>15
Lambda A. Calculus uses Scheme and Scheme accessories.
17
Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-03 7:06
>>16
Yes but he's a nobody.
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Name:
Anonymous 2012-06-03 10:55
Keep It Super Stupid