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PHP's Excuse

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 16:07

PHP's Excuse for not improving anything

opposes the KISS (Keep It Simple Safe) approach of PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 17:06

php is more KISSLESS than KISS

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-31 17:16

more like TDD approach

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 6:36

So PHP is actively coded to oppose itself?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 7:07

Why would you use PHP when you can simply use a native CGI library from assembly?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 7:44

The only reason to ever use PHP is that you have morbid acne.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 9:22

>>4
The problem with your rhetorical question is it opens up the implication to the unwary reader that it is not, and is thus misleading and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 9:44

Keep it stupid, simple.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 19:57

>>8
Keep it stupid, simpleton.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 12:36

>>congrats on your future dubz bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 13:04

>>10
Screw you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 15:22

Keep it Simple, Shithead

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 3:29

KISS (Keep It Stupid, Simpleton) approach of PHP.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2012-06-03 5:23

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 5:45

>>14
People complain about Lisp all the time around here yet nobody uses it!

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 6:55

>>15
Lambda A. Calculus uses Scheme and Scheme accessories.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 7:06

>>16
Yes but he's a nobody.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 10:55

Keep It Super Stupid

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