/prog/ - /prog/ language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:11

Let us make our own language. How should it look like? What paradigm?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:13

fucking christ cancer how many times have you posted this?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:17

>>2
fuck you faggot eat a dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:18

>>3
answer me you cancerous piece of shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:18

>>4
fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:20

>>5
ok try n relax for a swx tur, and answer me shithead
how mamy times have you posted that shit, shithead?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:21

>>5
answer me you fucking niggerfaggotjewishpieceofshit!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:21

>>6
your mom times

ohhh snap, nuigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:22

>>8
answer me JEW!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:23

>>8 give me a number you cancerous shithead

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:24

>>8 come one shithead aint got all day to chemo your ass

Name: different people 2012-05-15 10:19

different people posting different opinions

Name: VIPPER 2012-05-15 10:20

>>1
lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 10:29

(()((()))(())()))(((())))(()()())()))
call it lispbrain

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 12:52

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1276314712

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 13:01

Languages should not be designed by committee. Especially if nobody on that committee knows how to implement them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 14:25

first line of code must start with (LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 15:23



<%BLOCK DATA "MAIN" BEGIN%>

    <%INTERNAL PRIVATE STATIC SIGNED NONVOLATILE INTERFACABLE CLASS DATA "Main" BEGIN%>

        <%PRIVATE STATIC COMPUTABLE NONLOOP VOID SIGNED SUBPROCEDURE DATA "Main::Main" BEGIN%>

            <%BEGIN NONBLOCKING INTERNAL PRIVATE SIGNED INSTANCE DATA "IO::PutLine"%>

                <%USE INTERAL PRIVATE SIGNED STRING DATA "Enterprise Hello World!"/%>

            <%/END NONBLOCKING INTERNAL PRIVATE SIGNED INSTANCE DATA "IO::PutLine"%>

        <%/PRIVATE STATIC COMPUTABLE NONLOOP VOID SIGNED SUBPROCEDURE DATA "Main::Main"%>

    <%/INTERNAL PRIVATE STATIC SIGNED NONVOLATILE INTERFACABLE CLASS DATA "Main" END%>

<%/BLOCK DATA "MAIN" END%>

I call it XML™-Enabled ASP.NET™-Bridged COBOL™ Enterprise™ Computing™ Interface™ Query-Extractor™ Language using Delphi Technologies™ provided by the Java™/Python™ Consortium

It's so ENTERPRISEy it gives me a raging rockhard boner just looking at it

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 16:31

>>18
no offsense dood but that joke is gettin a bit 0ld.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 13:56

>>19

BUT ITS ENTERPRISE
YOU GODDAMN LISP/HAKSAL WEENIE
COMMUNIST FAGGOT NAZI BABY MURDER WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM
YOU FILTHY PIG DISGUSTING COMMUNIST OPENSOURCE NAZI ORPHAN RAPIST COCKMUGGLE
STOP HATING THE AMERICAN WAY OF PROGRAMMING AND EMBRACE THE ENTERPRISE IN YOU

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 16:47

>>18
Needs more Cloud™ and Rich User and Developer Experience©.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 23:16

>>21
Oh woe, how could I forget those!

Unfortunately, the lexer is not yet able to handle 2.8TB of data per project, so we'll have to enhance our "existing"™ (read: never existed, just got a new contract from oracle & IBM. hey, those doughnut enhancers don't write themselves) "technologies"™ (read: reusing existing COBOL mainframe. shit nigga, you thought we're going to actually write it from scratch? OUR ALMIGHTY AND LOVING, AMERICAN GOD IN HEAVEN GAVE US LEGACY CODE FOR A REASON) until the time is "ready"™ (read: compiles randomly)

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 23:45

|　 | ∧_,∧
|＿|( ´∀`)
|柱|　⊂ ﾉ
|￣|―ｕ'

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-16 23:52

Uh yeah, I think he mad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 0:57

it's like lisp but without parentheses

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 2:23

>>25
it's the only language that ain't shit nor crap!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 15:20

perl6 is the new lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 15:23

>>27
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 15:37

suck a dick fags

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 15:43

>>27-28
Perl6 is line noise.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 15:50

Perl6 is the new Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 18:54

>>29
Is not an insult to tell a fag to suck a dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-17 19:00

Is not an insult to tell a /prog/rider to go scrub a toilet

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:58

bampu pantsu

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:58