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/prog/ language

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 9:11

Let us make our own language. How should it look like? What paradigm?

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-15 15:23


<%BLOCK DATA "MAIN" BEGIN%>
    <%INTERNAL PRIVATE STATIC SIGNED NONVOLATILE INTERFACABLE CLASS DATA "Main" BEGIN%>
        <%PRIVATE STATIC COMPUTABLE NONLOOP VOID SIGNED SUBPROCEDURE DATA "Main::Main" BEGIN%>
            <%BEGIN NONBLOCKING INTERNAL PRIVATE SIGNED INSTANCE DATA "IO::PutLine"%>
                <%USE INTERAL PRIVATE SIGNED STRING DATA "Enterprise Hello World!"/%>
            <%/END NONBLOCKING INTERNAL PRIVATE SIGNED INSTANCE DATA "IO::PutLine"%>
        <%/PRIVATE STATIC COMPUTABLE NONLOOP VOID SIGNED SUBPROCEDURE DATA "Main::Main"%>
    <%/INTERNAL PRIVATE STATIC SIGNED NONVOLATILE INTERFACABLE CLASS DATA "Main" END%>
<%/BLOCK DATA "MAIN" END%>


I call it XML™-Enabled ASP.NET™-Bridged COBOL™ Enterprise™ Computing™ Interface™ Query-Extractor™ Language using Delphi Technologies™ provided by the Java™/Python™ Consortium

It's so ENTERPRISEy it gives me a raging rockhard boner just looking at it

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