What you need is a high-quality Touhou figurine. By talking with it you'll be able to keep your verbal communication abilities and exposing your problems will help you debugging.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 6:41
In general terms, without.
your girl will talk about useless crap, distracting you, or wearing sexy clothes and asking how does she look, making you horny.
i'm married btw. always happens when i
work from home.
now about women at work, they don't bother at all. most girls at programming jobs are quiet. guys are much more annoying.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 6:59
It's good for programming to not have a woman around who'll interfere. Such as the kind you'd find by looking for "a woman, any woman"; that kind will demand you give up your hobby, find a job, cut your hair, and become the responsible and boring person she'll lose all interest in. You'll accede because you've become accustomed to having pussy on a regular basis, as proven on the first time she holds out to have her way in something not related to sex.
In other words, if you experiment with dating, do it with several women at once.
>>4 or wearing sexy clothes and asking how does she look, making you horny.
You know how I know you're a virgin (and a liar)?
When you're a lonely virgin, thoughts about women make you horny and distract you all the time, no shit, kiddo. The crucial thing that you failed to include in your extrapolated theory regarding the presence of an actual woman as being even more distracting, is that you have real sex then, and turn into a calm and joyful being of pure logic and reason afterwards.
Don't listen to >>8. Ey's probably a feminist piece of shit trying to convice you to endure 3DPD.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 8:44
>>8 is either virgin, woman or teenager.
Yes, it's that easy to tell, dearest >>8 -sama-kun-chan.
When you're a lonely virgin, thoughts about women make you horny and distract you all the time
Nope. That only happens when you are a teenager. In case you actually are a teenager, don't worry, you will understand everything later. And if when you understand you are still a virgin, you will also understand why some people only fap to 2D.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 9:06
Nope. That only happens when you are a teenager.
It also happens if you don't smoke weed erryday, but feel free to believe that losing sex drive in your early twenties is completely natural, you poor thing :(
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Anonymous2012-04-24 9:14
>>11
Why does that make me a poor thing? Because it's unnatural or unhealthy? Dude, we are both going to DIE. Realize that fact and embrace it. The meaning of your life is to die, and so is mine.
Or am I a poor thing because I am missing out on something I don't even want or need?
Or.. maybe I am a poor thing because I am thinking too hard of things that should just be let SLIDE, in which case fuck you, you got me, you double nigger stripper.
>>9
Go on. It's nice to put your dick in a pussy. You'll get better at it after the first few times. But do watch out for the "you can't fuck around, and I'm not giving you any" pattern; it's totally OK to just say adieu and go forth & fuck someone else if that happens. Pussy is nice, but not worth many of the sacrifices that men make for it.
>>12
I enjoyed how you went from "guess how I know that you're a horny teenager" to "nothing wrong with becoming impotent by the time you can legally purchase alcohol" XDDDD
Relax, dude, you are entirely right, this stuff doesn't matter, just smoke a bowl and let it slide!
>>8 you have real sex then, and turn into a calm and joyful being of pure logic and reason afterwards.
Ain't that the truth? If someone could put that "after-sex" clarity into pill form, they would be very rich.
>>22
I thought LSD did that, only better and relatively cheaper.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 16:59
I don't care for women, but I like to look at pictures of lolies (2D and 3D) on one of my upper monitors while I'm coding. I find it relaxing to enjoy the pretty form of them when I am working on a tedious problem.
I probably wouldn't enjoy them around in real life though, as they would probably just ask to play games. Not that any parent would allow their children near me!
>>26,27
I'm not a pedophile. Or I at least don't think that I am. It's not really a sexual attraction, per se, but more of an interest in how they look. I just like to look at them, and it seems to keep me going over long, frustrating sessions.
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Anonymous2012-04-24 21:53
>>31
sounds like pedophilia to me. enjoy dieing alone in prison, faggot
>>31
How can you believe that this is even remotely acceptable? It disgusts me how you pedofags have this unnatural attraction to little kids! Year after year you guys keep producing it and trading it and all that is doing is making it seem like it is OK, which it's not. Ok, maybe it's a disease and you can't help it. But why can't you guys just stop because these kids have feelings and they aren't even biologically ready to even engage in sexual activities nor understand it. These kids can't enjoy it, why do you think the organizations such as the FBI are so eager to stop it? It's all in your head and it's just a sick fantasy. Why not make a change today and put an end to CP? because even if it's just 1 person that will possibly make 1 kid happier. I'm not talking about 13+ really because everynewt gingrich knows some of them are actually ready and that goes down to society which I'm not going to discuss. Stop the suffering, stop CP!! You know it's wrong!
Inb4 pedofag makes fail attempt at justifying pedophilia
>>41
It's funny how the implication of pedophilia sends you flying into a wall of text rage but the millions of civilians who get eviscerated at the hands of U.S. imperialism is perfectly fine.
in during amerifat logic
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Anonymous2012-04-25 1:52
>>42
It doesn't exists. US only has one land (excluding Hawaii).
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Anonymous2012-04-25 3:34
>>41 everynewt gingrich
Next time you take copypasta from /b/, be sure to correct the things changed by wordfilters.
>>48
Really? Seems like you know nothing about glorious Russian Culture. I've seen many animatsiya that prove you wrong. So just fuck off you ignorant inostranets.