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or wearing sexy clothes and asking how does she look, making you horny.
You know how I know you're a virgin (and a liar)?
When you're a lonely virgin, thoughts about women make you horny and distract you all the time, no shit, kiddo. The crucial thing that you failed to include in your extrapolated theory regarding the presence of an actual woman as being even more distracting, is that you have real sex then, and turn into a calm and joyful being of pure logic and reason afterwards.