Dominating sub

What to do when you're a sub of your own nature but to everyone else you appear as a dom, and doms are also too scared of you to be able to properly put you in your place?

You mean like a subroutine?

Dom is Dutch for dumb, so it's only fitting only Perl uses the sub keyword anymore.

>>2
Your question is too philosophical to give a consistent answer.
I mean like a slut, bitch, you know, the one that wants to be kicked around.
Whether the concept is primitive-recursive, or emerges from the preponderances of other concepts, I do not know.

As I said, you're being too abstract/philosophical. Don't fall into analysis paralysis, I just want a simple answer.

>>4
Be your own dom and sub. Or get married.

>>5
Be your own dom and sub.
Done that my whole life. I want a change.
get married.
I will when I find someone who can dominate me.

>>6
No, no, no. Seriously, it just doesn't work like that trust me. Women don't reveal their power level until wedlock. You'll get dominated once that happens I guarantee it. I also recommend being careful what you wish for as a surgeon general's warning for this specific pursuit.

>>7
So, that means I got a "chicken and egg" problem here and the optimal way to find the best candidate would be bruteforce and that's just way too much effort. I've decided that I don't even need some fucking slut. I'll be fine with dying alone, since I've already proven that hentai is better than sex. It's just the mutual S/M lifestyle that attracts me, because I cannot self-dominate. Or maybe I can, and am already doing it the optimal way, and simply have unrealistic expectations. In the latter case, it means there is something inherently wrong with me or my own thinking, in which case self-deconstruction is the best solution. I'll need to break myself into factors. If these factors turn out to be simply copies of myself (infinite regress), things will get very interesting.

How are subroutines and domains related?  Your post does not make any sense.

>>9
He even implies that domains are able to control people. What a joker.

>>10
What's so implausible about that? Do you want me to list the domains that control people?

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