/prog/ - Poll: Best language?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:16

What's in your eyes is the best language?

C (Say version)
Java
VB
PHP
Python

Other** (Please State)

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:20

>>1
[x] Other** - Common Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:22

I have never heard of Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:23

>>3
when you get pass the age of 5 you will

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:24

C99 DURP

Name: Moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2012-04-18 20:30

Other** Brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:31

Perl6

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:45

ASM is all you will ever really need

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 20:55

ITT: label defending

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 21:24

>>8
if you don't have eyes maybe

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 22:17

C++ for most things

C99 for pure delight

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 22:20

IF IT AIN'T LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 22:55

GW-BASIC, for the lulz^*. Visual Basic for professional hacking and GUI interface creation.

*LULZ is a corruption of L.O.L., which stands for 'Laugh Out Loud'

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 23:00

>>13
actually lol stands for lapse of logic

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 23:31

Japanese

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-18 23:45

>>14
lots of love

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 1:20

C90. Everything else is too bloated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 1:41

Common Lisp. Everything else is not bloated enough.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 2:29

Deutch. It's the language of science.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 12:58

Japanese

Name: VIPPER 2012-04-19 13:12

>>19
Is that like a mix of german and dutch?

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 13:14

Other: C++11

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 13:14

Latin

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 13:59

>>19
"dootch"

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 14:26

Befunge

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 14:27

C99.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 14:32

i like javascript because of userscripts, don't like the langugae though I like the platform. i mean the language is not tooo bad but it has enough WTFs

i'm still learning C99 but i like it a lot so far. i really have to fucking plan out my memory like a prehistoric caveman but it makes me cool like a hupste

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 14:38

>>27
Cool kids use C89.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 14:40

>>28
Cool kids
Cool oldies
Fix'd.

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 19:20

JavaScript

Name: Anonymous 2012-04-19 19:24

Other** Google Go

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:30

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 10:51

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 14:28

Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 18:45

Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 21:39

perl

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 21:52

Python. It's easy as hell and reads practically like pseudocode: I was writing Python before I knew Python existed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 21:58

>>37
PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 22:55

The best language is ASS.(assembler)

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-12 23:39

D

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 7:29

>>37
Proof FIOC is shit, for anyone who had any doubts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 10:55

>>41
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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 10:59

Scala
Perl
Javascript
Java
C

about PHP.... the language itself is shit, but because of its tight integration with Apache, it's actually super easy to hack something together quickly and it Just Werks. Sadly I must say I like PHP... not the language though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 11:04

>>43
plus, the interpreter is stateless, which helps things.

but again, it's plus of the interpreter, not the language. It's like saying that bash scripting is good because it works everywhere; no it's not, shell scripting is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 14:58

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Name: Anonymous 2012-08-13 20:25

>>42
It really is

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