Poll: Best language?

What's in your eyes is the best language?

C (Say version)
Java
VB
PHP
Python

Other** (Please State)

>>37
Proof FIOC is shit, for anyone who had any doubts.

>>41
(a(n(d
  (t(h))
(i(s)
(i(s(f(u(c))(k)
  (i(n)(g)(b
    (e(a(u(t(i
        (f(u(l)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Scala
Perl
Javascript
Java
C

about PHP.... the language itself is shit, but because of its tight integration with Apache, it's actually super easy to hack something together quickly and it Just Werks. Sadly I must say I like PHP... not the language though.

>>43
plus, the interpreter is stateless, which helps things.

but again, it's plus of the interpreter, not the language. It's like saying that bash scripting is good because it works everywhere; no it's not, shell scripting is shit

>>1
ACtioN f u c k i n , script

>>42
It really is

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