Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 5:15
Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.
Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.
Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.
Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.
Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:44
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:55
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:56
What is the definition of trust?
Two cannibals sucking each other's dicks
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 4:56
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 15:16
Why did the program segfaulted?
It was written in C/C++.
Why do they call it C/C++?
Because it is a mess.
Name:
VIPPER
2012-06-26 15:23
>>48
C/C++?
What is this shit!
I program in C never had a sexfault.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-26 16:32
>>49
That's because you don't know how to use pointers.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-27 4:24
My joke has no punchline.
How do I expect you to laugh?
Terrible!
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-27 6:35
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-27 6:43
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-27 6:48
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-27 8:00
>>7
It does, unless you can attest that the state of Israel is mutable.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-07-20 18:57
Why should you always watch your step when using two-prong outlets?
Because there's no ground!
Why did Steve Ballmer wear a face shield to the Windows 8 presentation?
In case it blows up in his face!
Name:
Anonymous
2012-07-20 21:55
>>50
Or because he
DOES know, very well, and thus never fucks up.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-09 19:34
What's Ayn Rand's favorite programming language?
Objective-C.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-09 20:04
saging a shit thread
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-09 20:21
shitting a sage thread
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-09 20:45
GNU: a world without gates and jobs
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 2:05
I use a pretty obscure kernel, you've probably never Hurd of it before.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 2:22
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 2:27
>>62
<img src="Stallman_wearing_hipster_glasses.jpg"/>
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 2:28
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 2:38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 3:40
>>63,65
Fuck off,
``faggot'', that was actually funny.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 4:21
What did Larry Wall get his wife for her birthday?
A Perl necklace.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 4:28
Larry -Wall
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-11 5:33
Why did the buffer object cross the bus? His GF was on the other side.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-16 23:29
Why are there no electronics on dead-end streets?
There's no outlet!
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:48
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:53
Why did Stallman get arrested for shoplifting in a liquor store?
Because he thought beer was free.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:54
What did the text under the spoiler say?
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:57
>>63,65
You must be GNU here.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:58
>>77
What did the
int say to the
float
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 1:58
Name:
Anonymous
2012-08-17 2:05
>>78
When does the narwhal bacon?
>>78
Back to le reddit, ``please''.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-03 12:44
Did you know they made a movie about a Go optimizing compiler?
They called it Waiting for GO.EXE.
Name:
Anonymous
2012-09-03 14:14
>>79
Waiting for GO dot...
Brilliant
!
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