Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes

Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.

Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.

Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.

Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.

Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.

>>160
tee hee!

>>160
>>161
racist

>>160
Foreigners need an explanation!

>>163
No. Foreigners need to fuck off back to their shitty third world BBSes.

>>164
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

check 'em

Short Ireland Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?
A: There's one less drunk.

Q: How does every Irish joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Q: How do you blind an Irish woman?
A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Irish beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: What do you call an Irishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Cos they're always a little short

Q: What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
A: Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke

Q: Why did God invent whiskey?
A: So the Irish would never rule the world.

Q: What is Irish diplomacy?
A: It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that he will look forward to making the trip.

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But John McCarthy was Irish! Stop insulting the smart and talented people, who gave us Lisp!

>>168
I don't think so...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McCarthy_%28computer_scientist%29
Lithuanian Jewish immigrant mother

McCarthy didn't give us shit either.

>>169
Doctoral advisor     Solomon Lefschetz
Oh g-d!

>>170
He
gave us

LISP.

>>172
No, he didn't. He stole the work of his students and presented it as his own, like every other kike.

>>171
Variants of scripture
 
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>>170
Yet he invented AI. And wiki says "He advised 30 PhD graduates."

And what have an average /prog/tard achieved in his life?

>>175
Satori?

>>175
The full exposure of jewish lies and crimes.

>>173
What if his students were kikes?

Why do niggers have big noses?
Because they smell more!

>>178
All of them? Why not a single African-American?

>>180
*NIGGER

>>180
IIRC one of his students was African-American Jew, emigrated from South Africa.

>>182
*NIGGER KIKE

OLD MACDONALD HAD A POWERPC CPU
EIEIO

What did Moses say to G-d about the constipated Jews?
Let my people go!

>>183
Tsk.

>>186
OH NO YOU DON'T.  LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT IN LOUNGE WHERE IT BELONGS.

_{I can't take credit for this, but wish I could!}


I was gonna write some C++, but then I got high

I was gonna skip all that .NET stuff, but then I got high,

Now I'm stuck with non-deterministic finalization, and I know why.

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

>>188
back to /g/

Did you hear about the Jew who survived the Holocaust?
He passed gas every day and didn't take a shower for 4 years!

What does ``Israel'' stand for?
Six Megakikes and Constantly Kvetching

If it ain't recursive, don't fix it!

>>189
glad we got rid of you

>>193
Is >>189 the /pedo/rider guy?

>Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
I read that as Origami Autists

What do you get when you cross /sci/ with /x/?
Tinfoil fedoras!

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who know binary, and those who regularly have sex.

My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!