Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes

Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.

Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.

Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.

Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.

Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.

_{I can't take credit for this, but wish I could!}


I was gonna write some C++, but then I got high

I was gonna skip all that .NET stuff, but then I got high,

Now I'm stuck with non-deterministic finalization, and I know why.

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.