Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes
1
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 5:15
Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.
Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.
Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.
Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.
Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 5:27
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
3
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 5:30
When was the last time /prog/rider took the bath?
In his dream.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 5:36
What's the difference between Python and rape?
There's none. Both are forced indentations and harmful for society.
Why women love C++ more than LISP?
Because C++'s tabs are longer than LISP's.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 7:18
6
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 9:09
Why are Jews purely functional?
Because they have no [b]state[/b]
7
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 9:37
>>6
that doesn't even make sense. And purely functional doesn't mean no state. It means no mutable state.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 10:29
Okay, here's a joke:
Java.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 11:12
10
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 11:29
penis
11
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 12:06
>>7
I don't know what's worse. You're grammar or your moronic statements.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 13:23
>>4
forced indentations
oh god my sides
13
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 13:28
Why did the Seihou cross the road?
Because her girlfriends were on the other side!
Why is 4chan so shitty?
This question is left as an exercise to the reader.
14
Name:
VIPPER
2012-04-14 13:54
>>1
You should post this to /lounge/, they would appreciate.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 15:32
>>6
Back to /b/, ``please''
!
16
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 15:47
>>11
I don't know which is worser, you'r inability to understand the ambiguous usage of the term purely funtional, or your waste of dubs.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 16:39
Your moms so fat the recursive function computing her mass caused a stack overflow
18
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 17:32
Sussman is Jewish and the Jews are completely evil and sadistic persons...
It is strange, but I have never seen a non-Jewish commissar in the Red Army. How do I know about the nationality of the commissars? My father was a doctor. Therefore, all held in command of military units always passed through him. Our village was not far from Kiev, and we heard rumors about things happening in Kiev... parents even frightened their kids with the name of local commissar Blustein. When Kiev and our village were occupied by Denikin forces, my father went to Kiev to purchase medicines for his hospital. Piles of corpses - victims of the Cheka - have not yet been cleaned, and my father saw them with his own eyes. Corpses with torn nails, flayed shoulder straps in place and stripes, dead, crushed under the pressure. But the most terrible picture that he saw were 15 dead bodies with empty skulls, pierced by some blunt instrument. The people told him what was the method of torture. Commissar pierced victim's head, and the next victim was forced to eat its brain. Then commissar repeated the procedure with victim that just ate brain, opening his own head.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 17:43
20
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 17:57
21
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 19:59
22
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 20:02
Cheka 'em, comrades!
23
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-14 20:32
>>21,22
Nice samefag, bro.
24
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-15 1:34
One can write bug-free code, but a team cannot.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-16 4:38
you know what's a joke? putting B B CODE tags on the title
26
Name:
Anonymous
2012-04-16 4:45
SICP
27
Name:
bampu pantsu
2012-05-29 4:24
bampu pantsu
28
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-17 17:09
Did you hear that Apple plans to change their name to Tim Cook, Inc.?
Can you imagine that? A computer company named after a fruit!
29
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-17 17:22
>>1
I always thought that function is a 'she.' I'm confused now.
30
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-17 17:42
True chaos theorists never die. They just bail out.
31
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-17 17:51
>>30
you are an amazing creature ^__^
32
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-19 11:50
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33
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-19 12:04
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34
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-24 22:59
Why should you avoid non-free() software?
Because GC is shit and memory leaks are even shittier!
Why is the heap full of 8-byte allocations?
There was a double free() bug!
What do you call a guy who builds houses out of unallocated heap space?
A free() mason!
35
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-24 23:26
My smell has no he.
How does Terrible!
Dog.
36
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:04
37
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 1:41
Recruit schizophrenics to cut your pair programming costs in half
38
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 4:00
>>37
That isn't what schizophrenia is. You're referring to SPD.
39
Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:13
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Name:
Anonymous
2012-06-25 12:29
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