Terrible[i]![/i] Jokes

Why did the Sussman cross the road?
To create a continuation on the other side.

Why couldn't Elie Wiesel play any Steam games?
He had a bad serial number.

Why did the lambda function wear a Guy Fawkes mask?
He was Anonymous.

Why do origami artists prefer Haskell?
The fold functions.

Why couldn't Stroustrup call anybody?
The operator was overloaded.

Why should you avoid non-free() software?
Because GC is shit and memory leaks are even shittier!

Why is the heap full of 8-byte allocations?
There was a double free() bug!

What do you call a guy who builds houses out of unallocated heap space?
A free() mason!