Hi Proggles :-3

Hey guys, I'm new to /prog/, but I can already tell that you have a great community here. I'm a professional troll who frequents Reddit, 9gag, /b/, and /g/. I've decided that I want to become a 1337 h@xx0r and learn to code, so I've come to practice my art on /prog/ and learn something in the process. ;-)

As you all know, it takes awhile to become accustomed to a particular board, and learn what memes incite the largest amount of rage. Since I'm new to programming, I'm wondering if you /prog/lodytes could teach me the ropes and get me started with my very own troll posts as soon as possible. I look forward to trolling you basement-dwelling losers for years to come!

xoxo

>>7
Haskell is a toy troll language. Writing recursive Fibonacci and factorials are the only things you can do in Haskell. eMacs Lisp and Objective-C are the best, because those are what RMS (RMS M. Sussman, creator of the eMac) uses. K&R (kaynar) and SICP (sick pee) are in-jokes on /prog/, parodying classic programming books like Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby and JavaScript: The Good Parts.
- Sent from my MacBook Air