Hi Proggles :-3

Hey guys, I'm new to /prog/, but I can already tell that you have a great community here. I'm a professional troll who frequents Reddit, 9gag, /b/, and /g/. I've decided that I want to become a 1337 h@xx0r and learn to code, so I've come to practice my art on /prog/ and learn something in the process. ;-)

As you all know, it takes awhile to become accustomed to a particular board, and learn what memes incite the largest amount of rage. Since I'm new to programming, I'm wondering if you /prog/lodytes could teach me the ropes and get me started with my very own troll posts as soon as possible. I look forward to trolling you basement-dwelling losers for years to come!

xoxo

OP here. Thanks guys, you're giving me some great ideas already! One thing though, why do people keep mentioning 'D' and 'C' and 'C++'? From what I've gathered so far, D is the best language for a beginner to learn? I've seen some posts about Haskell, but those just seem to be troll posts that nobody takes seriously (correct me if I'm wrong; this is what I've gleaned from some of the posts on this board so far).

Also, what are K&R and SICP? I posted on Reddit about them and nobody could tell me what they were. Is this some sort of programming in-joke?

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