Hi Proggles :-3

Hey guys, I'm new to /prog/, but I can already tell that you have a great community here. I'm a professional troll who frequents Reddit, 9gag, /b/, and /g/. I've decided that I want to become a 1337 h@xx0r and learn to code, so I've come to practice my art on /prog/ and learn something in the process. ;-)

As you all know, it takes awhile to become accustomed to a particular board, and learn what memes incite the largest amount of rage. Since I'm new to programming, I'm wondering if you /prog/lodytes could teach me the ropes and get me started with my very own troll posts as soon as possible. I look forward to trolling you basement-dwelling losers for years to come!

xoxo

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OP here. I really can't tell if you're trolling or being serious. I looked up VB6, and it's like 15 years old... I'll probably be learning Visual Basic 2008, as that's what my school offers.

As for PHP and Javascript... I asked my friend about them, he said they weren't good languages to learn. I think I'll stick with trying to figure out HTML for now, maybe write a small game or something, then move on to Visual Basic.