Hi Proggles :-3

Hey guys, I'm new to /prog/, but I can already tell that you have a great community here. I'm a professional troll who frequents Reddit, 9gag, /b/, and /g/. I've decided that I want to become a 1337 h@xx0r and learn to code, so I've come to practice my art on /prog/ and learn something in the process. ;-)

As you all know, it takes awhile to become accustomed to a particular board, and learn what memes incite the largest amount of rage. Since I'm new to programming, I'm wondering if you /prog/lodytes could teach me the ropes and get me started with my very own troll posts as soon as possible. I look forward to trolling you basement-dwelling losers for years to come!

xoxo

>>25
That's a great idea. Make sure you employ open-web standards like PHP. It's similar to a tool called Javascript, that you should study as >>9 said. You'll learn many good structured habits from PHP, like making sure you terminate all your lines with semicolons and grouping blocks visually with braces.

Make sure that your Visual Basic is the 6 edition. It's great because it's a RAD language, but it got over complicated with compiler stuff in the newer versions.